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Dan
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I have 100 powers
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Me and my clone I made to do the tasks I don’t want to do both suffering from the same agonies that I guess were reproduced in him when I made my task clone
July 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Teach your son or daughter to capture army men
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I’ll have three of your kindest desserts, prepared with extra beautiful 😊😊
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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the grass in fields looks parted where they've walked
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!

~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!

~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Daily Planet - today Superman picked up a bus and threw it away and it blew up because it was going to run over 1 ant
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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In a few Kurosawa Kiyoshi movies there's someone working in a "plants and computers" office, sometimes explained, mostly never fully, and I think I want to work in a plants and computers office
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no escape
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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if book publishers are getting into deluxe edition reprints may i personally request an english printing of the book of the new sun with takashi obata's covers (yes this is real)
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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N-no!
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Help!
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
200 Runes.

That's the cost of my Primordial Crucible meal.

But I guess that's too much for apostles addicted to miracles and boons.
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If we do anything to regulate capitalism or improve conditions for ordinary people the capitalists will simply withdraw, with all their wealth and brilliance, to the floating kingdom of Devil Land
August 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I could never see patamon the same way after this
August 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
🆒⬇️
August 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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All you can say is まあ
July 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Many creatures animals things brief guide
June 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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theyre releasing the $10 coin soon. itll be nice to be able to spend $10 with a coin. a bit confused why theyre also releasing an $11 coin
June 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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chiikawa fanart 2
May 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
just found out that the golden Pea is worth as much as five regular Peas 🤯🤑
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM