✨Renée✨
@twindependent.bsky.social
My kingdom for a flight that boards starting at the back of the plane
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My kingdom for a flight that boards starting at the back of the plane
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Chicago Union Station is playing Christmas music.
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Chicago Union Station is playing Christmas music.
IYKYK 💀💀💀
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
IYKYK 💀💀💀
Off the Polar Express and into the Chicago tundra in search of pizza
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Off the Polar Express and into the Chicago tundra in search of pizza
I tend to prioritize American Airlines when flying my kid to/from school since they took good care of him when he missed a connection a couple years ago. But tonight they won’t give him a hotel voucher because it’s Air Traffic Control’s fault that he missed his connection, not theirs. 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I tend to prioritize American Airlines when flying my kid to/from school since they took good care of him when he missed a connection a couple years ago. But tonight they won’t give him a hotel voucher because it’s Air Traffic Control’s fault that he missed his connection, not theirs. 🙄
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May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
Reallllly wanted summers off; have yet to have a single summer off.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reallllly wanted summers off; have yet to have a single summer off.
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Text from @twindependent.bsky.social , whose dad is 90
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Text from @twindependent.bsky.social , whose dad is 90
Hey folks, it’s time to play
“Clouds
Or
Aurora!”
“Clouds
Or
Aurora!”
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hey folks, it’s time to play
“Clouds
Or
Aurora!”
“Clouds
Or
Aurora!”
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I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
I am so cold and blind I didn’t realize that was the Cathedral on the left and the Capitol on the right.
#Aurora #bringglovesnextime
#Aurora #bringglovesnextime
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am so cold and blind I didn’t realize that was the Cathedral on the left and the Capitol on the right.
#Aurora #bringglovesnextime
#Aurora #bringglovesnextime
Of course the street lights on St. Paul’s West Side are actually working tonight. 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Of course the street lights on St. Paul’s West Side are actually working tonight. 🙄
Okay weekend, but I could have done without the stomach flu and having to drive home in light but depressing snow.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay weekend, but I could have done without the stomach flu and having to drive home in light but depressing snow.
If the new food guy had anything to do with this, he’s cooked already.
Sorry, The Minnesota Star Tribune is going to have to retract today's entire print run, collect every copy from every newsstand and home-delivery address, bring them back to the Heritage Plant and grind them up into a pulpy slurry. "Al's Diner"? "Al's DINER"??
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If the new food guy had anything to do with this, he’s cooked already.
Thundergong! was exactly as weird as I had hoped. Where else can you see this*?
*Cristo Fernández and Will Forte sing To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before
*Cristo Fernández and Will Forte sing To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Thundergong! was exactly as weird as I had hoped. Where else can you see this*?
*Cristo Fernández and Will Forte sing To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before
*Cristo Fernández and Will Forte sing To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before
Quick, gimme your best KCMO restaurants that might have a good burger for me and def has good veg options for @atarifan2600.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Quick, gimme your best KCMO restaurants that might have a good burger for me and def has good veg options for @atarifan2600.bsky.social
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I regret to report that no hour asleep was gained. We collectively slept the exact same amount of time as we would have without setting our clocks back. Because that's how human biology works.
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I regret to report that no hour asleep was gained. We collectively slept the exact same amount of time as we would have without setting our clocks back. Because that's how human biology works.
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In an interview this week, a source referred to emo bands as “that emu music” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
a close up of an ostrich 's face looking at the camera with a river in the background
Alt: a close up of an emu looking at the camera with a river in the background
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In an interview this week, a source referred to emo bands as “that emu music” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
I never need to hear Thriller again. Same goes for Monster Mash.
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I never need to hear Thriller again. Same goes for Monster Mash.
Skelly says Happy Halloween. And yes, he’s still wearing his marathon bib, he is super proud of it.
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Skelly says Happy Halloween. And yes, he’s still wearing his marathon bib, he is super proud of it.
Power's out - gonna get real spooky up in here soon.
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Power's out - gonna get real spooky up in here soon.
You’d think Forbes of all pubs could spell JC Penney correctly
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You’d think Forbes of all pubs could spell JC Penney correctly
“Your mom did”
Mike Johnson on Democrats: "They like to drop the F bomb now for fun, for emphasis, apparently"
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“Your mom did”