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Twibble is trouble

@twibbl3.bsky.social

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Might be a dumb bitch but at least Im funny *finger guns* Mostly a joke, but probably joking. Jack of all hobbies, Master of none

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · Aug 19

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 3h

Look at all those “college aged kids” texting each other “I love Hitler.”

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 18h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 4h

I gotchu

Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
X.com
people who earnestly use "alt-left" have the comprehension of my dog -- she can parse tone
but not content

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d

Hey Death, I need you to lock in, bro.

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 15h

Pumpkachu?

Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah I fantasize about him.

About punching him in the face. Or throwing him off a cliff. Or burying him in sand up to his neck and letting crab pick at his face. Or letting a wild pack of dogs rip him to pieces. Or pushing him into the tiger enclosure. Or...

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

only surprising thing about the racist young republican groupchat is that jd vance wasn't in there dropping crylaugh emoji reacts

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17h

This will make everyone normaller

404 Media @404media.co · 21h

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 16h

Ice throws tear gas at babies

Hart Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social · 19h

Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way🇺🇸

Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 18h

Ah yes, more wonderful games to shove in my closet and never play.

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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 22h

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck it. I dont need no etsy witch.

Ill do it myself.

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 1d

A photo of three people in inflatable frog suits outside an ICE detention center in Portland, overlaid with an excerpt from Exodus 8:2-6

"But if you refuse to let them go, I will
plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on
your people and on all your officials."

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 1d

Wait I have one more

We need sexy choose your own adventure books.

Go make money.

Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 1d

Bring back pulp style covers.

TITLE IN VERY LARGE PRINT is fucking lame.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

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Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 1d

Its been raining all day.

The soup, it calls to me.

Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry here's 80 bucks. Inflation a bitch.

Twibble is trouble @twibbl3.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was a fucking lost ass loser.

Never forget.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it