Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
That one guy from that video
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Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers. It was a clever ruse though; I was just the one guy in the last photo. Still am, really!
I feel like the real cognitive test here is whether or not you display a modicum of curiosity regarding why doctors have ordered you an MRI exam.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I feel like the real cognitive test here is whether or not you display a modicum of curiosity regarding why doctors have ordered you an MRI exam.
I've never heard anyone use the term "hot take" correctly.
People think it's a synonym for "opinion" but it specifically refers to an opinion that you recently formed after a quick impression of something and haven't spent long refining.
People think it's a synonym for "opinion" but it specifically refers to an opinion that you recently formed after a quick impression of something and haven't spent long refining.
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've never heard anyone use the term "hot take" correctly.
People think it's a synonym for "opinion" but it specifically refers to an opinion that you recently formed after a quick impression of something and haven't spent long refining.
People think it's a synonym for "opinion" but it specifically refers to an opinion that you recently formed after a quick impression of something and haven't spent long refining.
This Christmas, get your family the hot new party game from Bene Gesserit®.
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This Christmas, get your family the hot new party game from Bene Gesserit®.
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
Jesus for once in your life just don't comment on an ongoing investigation. If there is probable cause then you're just giving him figurative ammo to use in court.
Trump: The animal that shot the two National Guardsmen, with both being critically wounded, and now in two separate hospitals, is also severely wounded, but regardless, will pay a very steep price. God bless our Great National Guard, and all of our Military and Law Enforcement.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jesus for once in your life just don't comment on an ongoing investigation. If there is probable cause then you're just giving him figurative ammo to use in court.
I went down to ride the Highbridge Trail a while back. It lived up to its name; that bridge was high.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I went down to ride the Highbridge Trail a while back. It lived up to its name; that bridge was high.
Ugghh
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ugghh
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wHo CoUlDvE pReDiCtED www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
wHo CoUlDvE pReDiCtED www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
;_;
The library is the safest place for doing drugs. You ever seen a cop who reads?
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
;_;
Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
It's picture day at school.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's picture day at school.
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
Agent Smith smiling vibes
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Agent Smith smiling vibes
Knowles is one who, after hearing me describe my assault at a recent Senate hearing on political violence, said that he supported Trump's pardons of insurrectionists.
Michael Knowles: "Merrick Garland was a complete political hack."
Brian: "If Merrick Garland was a political hack, do you think Pam Bondi is a political hack?"
Michael: "I think Pam Bondi is doing a very good job."
Brian: "If Merrick Garland was a political hack, do you think Pam Bondi is a political hack?"
Michael: "I think Pam Bondi is doing a very good job."
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Knowles is one who, after hearing me describe my assault at a recent Senate hearing on political violence, said that he supported Trump's pardons of insurrectionists.
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NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Trump Pardons 75+ Alleged Coup Plotters in Second-Most Obscene and Corrupt U.S. Presidential Pardon Ever, After His Pardon of 1,600+ Insurrectionists; New Pardon Is Confirmation That President Is Traitor to the United States
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, others involved in efforts to overturn 2020 election, pardon attorney says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of his political allies for their support or involvement in alleged plans to overturn the 2020 presidential election, according to the Department of Jus...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
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ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
Hard, fast rule from a veteran police reporter: Excepting anyone engaged in infiltrating a criminal conspiracy in an undercover capacity, any law officer who hides his identity from the public is a shitheel is doing vile shit and is, in fact, actively destroying the credibility of law enforcement.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
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all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant