Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
That one guy from that video
This Christmas, get your family the hot new party game from Bene Gesserit®.
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This Christmas, get your family the hot new party game from Bene Gesserit®.
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
The Box will create almost unendurable pain in anyone who puts their hand inside. Find out who in your family has the intellect and willpower to overcome primal instinct!
*Gom Jabbar sold separately
I went down to ride the Highbridge Trail a while back. It lived up to its name; that bridge was high.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I went down to ride the Highbridge Trail a while back. It lived up to its name; that bridge was high.
Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
It's picture day at school.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's picture day at school.
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
Agent Smith smiling vibes
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Agent Smith smiling vibes
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
Another pop culture ad for ICE
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Another pop culture ad for ICE
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
Laughter to weeping.
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Laughter to weeping.
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
Check out these nerds
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Check out these nerds
I will be speaking as a witness at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution's hearing focused on politically motivated violence. The hearing is titled Politically Violent Attacks: A Threat to Our Constitutional Order.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I will be speaking as a witness at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution's hearing focused on politically motivated violence. The hearing is titled Politically Violent Attacks: A Threat to Our Constitutional Order.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
