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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 3d

In 2040 they’ll introduce a new doctor and they’ll use a garbage AI young Billie Piper cartoon for the first 5mins that regenerates into whoever they get next 😒

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 3d

Unrelated but this is me when I heard your name come up on the We Hate Movies AMA earlier tonight:

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Alt: Leonard DiCaprio pointing to the tv screen

media.tenor.com

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 5d

I’ve only ever watched the first four Nightmare on Elm Street movies. But I got the full 4k disc series so this year I will finally run the whole series before October ends.
#filmsky #horror #halloween 📽️ 🎃

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 5d

That’s “watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre during breakfast” type shit.

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 7d

Nice. I’m literally watching 28 YEARS later right now. Just took a pee & re-beer break.

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 7d

I’m annoyed as hell the accounts have thousands of followers on here instead of being blocked into oblivion 😒

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 8d

Some rando just pulled up in his car outside my apartment with the windows down BLARING the mortal kombat theme

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .

Alt: Jay z rockin out

media.tenor.com

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 8d

Yeah I’m into botany 🌺

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 8d

‘Cause she was jealous obvs

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 15d

I was 15 in 2001. I know exactly what you mean.

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 18d

Funny ‘cause I always skipped the Married With Children intro while streaming when I realized they didn’t use the Sinatra song.

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 23d

What’s her @

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · 25d

I love when people who say “say it to my face” are total weiners who would crumble in a second if anyone actually got in their faces.

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 24

She reps my district and I hate nepo babies as much as anyone…..but trust me bro, there’s a lot bigger causes for concern with the American monarchy than this shitty little seat in Tucson

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 24

I can’t believe an already excellent season of #AlienEarth pulled off a finale that included the line, “An eternity of ‘Are we there yet?’”

Goddamn I could not stop laughing.

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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · Sep 20

The Mixed Company Podcast is on #YouTube breaking down the amazing #canelocrawford mega fight! What’s next for these guys? Will Canelo retire after his #RiyadhSeason contract? Who will Bud fight next? And much more!

#boxing #budcrawford #canelo #podcast 🥊 🎙️

youtu.be/PKS3SeZFkUA?...

TMCP Ep 25: Terence Crawford Puts On An Absolute Masterclass

YouTube video by 19 Media Group

youtu.be

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The Mixed Company Podcast @mixedcopodcast.bsky.social · Sep 20

A special ep 25 of The Mixed Company Podcast doing a #CaneloCrawford debrief. Our newest host Luis won’t shut up about predicting a Bud Crawford win!
Apple podcast link below. Link in bio for all platforms.
#canelo #boxing #riyadhseason 🥊

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

TMCP Ep 25: Terence Crawford Puts On An Absolute Masterclass

Podcast Episode · The Mixed Company Podcast · 09/17/2025 · 41m

podcasts.apple.com

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 20

Mario holding up a crown with the caption “you dropped this king”

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 19

Somebody post this girl’s @
I keep seeing her pics around

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 19

Now I’m GLAD top rank boxing is no longer on espn. Fuck ‘em!

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 19

I cancelled ESPN+ when Top Rank boxing left so I’m good! 👍🏽

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 18

I said this exact same thing on IG and I’m sharing a response I got that makes it clear people have no idea what the state of our country is right now.

@theclassyalcoholic well good thing
"they" the president, SOS, Cabinet) don't have that legal authority and have already blocked by the courts during his first term over it:
"Targeting "Antifa": During his first term, Trump called for designating the anti-fascist movement "Antifa" as a domestic terrorist organization.
However, the Justice Department reportedly resisted the move, citing First Amendment concerns regarding free speech and assembly rights.
Federal officials noted that unless a group engages solely in criminal violence, it is difficult to legally designate as a terrorist organization."
He's good at fear mongering and drumming distractions though, that's for sure!

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 17

Oh god I wondered what I missed and had to look it up. Goddammit I hate this country. 🤦🏽‍♂️

The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 17

@quigonjinntonic.bsky.social 👀

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Sep 17

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · Sep 17

The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.

www.wsj.com/world/americ...

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The Classy Alcoholic 🎃 @theclassyalcoholic.net · Sep 17

This fucken lady had the gall to say “good thing they don’t have the legal authority to do so” and were blocked by the courts in trump’s first term. Then went on about how the DOJ resisted doing this in the previous admin.

WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?