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⁂twelvesy
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🏴‍☠️ they/them
🚩heathen cyberpunk hooligan
🏳️‍🌈 Hávámal 127

HE ALIʻI KA ʻĀINA, HE KAUWĀ KE KANAKA — the land is the chief, mankind is her servant
Pinned
oh right, you’re supposed to actually tell people what you’re self-promoing cause people don’t just click-through on a whim much.

buy some patches (nigh-at-cost) and sew yourself a vest. care less about winning and more about making art with your own hands.

ebay.com/usr/twelvecrow
TRVE CVLT MINNESOTA SICKOBALL
the eric ramsay corpse paint meme was bothering me that it didn’t actually have a full face of paint so i fixed it
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the eric ramsay corpse paint meme was bothering me that it didn’t actually have a full face of paint so i fixed it
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Bless the Wintermaker and His snowfall.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
February 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Police Chief Henry should be fired
I am furious and devastated that ICE was once again present in Saint Paul and that federal agents continue to jeopardize the safety and well-being of our residents. The destruction this White House has caused our city in just a matter of days is unconscionable.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
probably not enough skulls, i hypothesize. more skulls = more goals.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
tomorrow is early month-end closing because of thanksgiving, which means it’ll be an early morning for twelvesy. this, of course, means i will be staying up tonight to watch the MNUFC game. victryloon or dethloon
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
at some point we’ll have to reckon with the fact that most of this shit Simply Does Not Matter
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
if taylor swift really cared about being a generationally defining musician, she’d release a cover of pumped up kicks unannounced and act like nothing happened
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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We're primarying John Fetterman.

Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.

We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it’s great having correct opinions right now. i like the winter and i don’t give a shit about how the MLS does financially, so winter schedule is great for me. fuck them shareholders. twelvesy league soccer now.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The journalists waxing nostalgic over Epstein's NYC sex trafficking parties are the same ones also freaking out about Mamdani and they're all in the fucking emails chatting with the guy a decade after his conviction.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
óró, sé do bheatha abhaile‼️ 🇮🇪⚽️🪉
Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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#TrophyTour continues at Como Park in St Paul as we celebrate our @mplscitysc.bsky.social CROWS winning the 2025 @mnsupercup.bsky.social

#COYC
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
everybody loves sickoball until the timberwolves paint their court with medically severe dehydrated piss and then suddenly sickoball is an issue. you can’t handle the mindgames we’ve got in minnesota
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Y'all this game really was something

(After Diaz' goal drawing level at 2-2)
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
have juggalos been around long enough for them to begin establishing as a new ethnoculture or would they have to start all moving to the same insular neighborhood in detroit for that to start? because if not, i have a suggestion
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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My most woke opinion is that cities should completely ignore suburban commuters and design the city we aspire to be. They’ll either begrudgingly commute in by car, mode shift, or be replaced by others in foot traffic
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
stayed up too late watching vods of the IMCF 2024 5v5s. that shit fucking rules, i hope this never goes mainstream. last thing i want is ad breaks, meathead studio commentary, and gambling logos plastered on the sides of the tilt. this is a sport for an hour of edited-together cellphone footage ONLY
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i’m gonna start a nordic supporters group for all the true minnesotans that don’t mind standing in the cold for two hours to watch a footy game
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM