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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 38m

very funny to call "if you say you're a pedo we ban you" a "dont-ask dont-tell" rule

year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 46m

noo never post photos near your home

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 17d

almost seems like backwards calyx burn. could the media be sucking moisture out osmotically?

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 21d

not to mention: cranks rarely try to build things. they probably wouldn’t want cabinet positions where they would be expected to produce results. the only reason trump has the cranks in power is because they’re there to rip stuff apart

year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 23d

the writing’s on the wall: your career as a comedian is calling

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 24d

Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27d

this is one of the problem with ideologies which rationalize the routine use of violence: you think you are attracting where violence is the means and the ideology is the ends. you are actually attracting people for whom the violence is the ends and the ideology is the means.

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27d

start a revolutionary group today and the guy who shot Charlie Kirk and the guy who shot those two random Israelis are going to be the first two guys to show up. twenty years later you will wonder why the secret police is full of psychos

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 29d

Do we have a list of these older memetic brands purchased for crypto grifts? I think Radioshack, Enron have also gotten this treatment

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 29d

Initial gut guesses from the group chat:

We’re nuking Chicago

He got drunk and accidentally called company-wide meeting

He just needs a group pic

War on Venezuela out of boredom

All meetings are IRL now to avoid texting reporters

Found book containing woman character in military library

Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 29d

wait what www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals

The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · Sep 24

They've lost the 9yos

JA Westenberg
@Daojoan@mastodon.social

My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”

Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner

Kiddo: that’s AI
Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

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Elise Cutts @elisecutts.bsky.social · Sep 24

Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin ✨ figured out what stars are made of ✨ when she was just 25. 🔭🧪

Her PhD thesis basically established the Harvard astro department — at a time when Harvard didn't officially allow woman students.

I wrote this little profile to mark the 100th anniversary of her thesis:

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 24

you have to admit it’s odd that it’s just kafka’s metamorphosis for children

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 24

i dont think ive ever felt more distant from another human

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 18

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bypass_...

Bypass Paywalls Clean - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 12

the point of rifles is to hit things! it’s a mature technology and theyre very good at it!

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · Sep 11

I'm really having trouble processing the relative silence from Barack Obama about a colleague who he'd hosted at the White House, the Minnesota State House Speaker, being assassinated, but rushing to get out a weepy statement about Charlie fucking Kirk.

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 10

gun control now

year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 8

Mr Darnielle, it simply strains credulity to imagine you've been to *all* these countries

year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 6

tbt jokers grinky

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ink-r @ink-r.bsky.social · Sep 5

#Silksong #art #hollowknight

why can’t we interact more w the bell beast orz
it deserves all the pets in the world

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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · Sep 6

i <3 bell beast. im so sorry for beating uyou up