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Kaleb Olson

@tufkaleb.bsky.social

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Part time Minnesota Sports fan(Gophers, Loons, Wild) Liverpool, Bucks, Brewers, and Packers “Outside of a dog, books are man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s hard to read.”- Groucho Marx #girldad He/Him

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed @surber.bsky.social · 2h

Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 6h

ALEXISSSSSSS!!!! YEESSSSSSS!!!

#YNWA

Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 7h

Gonna need some Martians to steal Courtois’s talent á la Space Jam.

Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 14h

Somewhere out there is a democratic think tank removing “Get Endorsement from Dick Cheney” from their 2028 election strategy.

Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 14h

Nature is healing.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 15h

Dick Cheney died

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14h

Worth taking a moment to reflect: Cheney won’t even see your joke.

But Reagan might, because he’s on help desk duty this morning in Hell‘s computer lab

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 15h

Dick Cheney was so evil it's hard to even make a funny joke bout his departure from this plane of existence.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 22h

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 23h

Reverse jinx worked again, I’m a genius.

Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 23h

Zero effort from the Loons tonight.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 23h

Zero effort from the Loons tonight.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

We've got you 👍

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x - Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 1d

Best of the best 🧤
Dayne St. Clair has been named the 2025 @mls Goalkeeper of the Year.

𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 » https://utd.mn/3X5NQZo

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 3d

Just missed it.

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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 3d

the same Iowa fan has butt-dialed the Fullcast voicemail line six (6) times this afternoon. are you okay

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 3d

Got Gopher Football and Liverpool on the quad box or as I like to call it “The Torture Nexus”.

Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 4d

Well that was anti-climactic.

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P. Djéli Clark | The Disgruntled Haradrim @pdjeliclark.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween

Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4d

They're calling him the most French man in history

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 4d

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag

A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

cbsn.ws

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5d

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 5d

America letting the royals (?!) lap them on this is so embarrassing I cannot

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.

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Logan @thelogantrent.bsky.social · 5d

The final season of Stranger Things is 8 episodes of Brett Gelman and Noah Schnapp saying, "The Upside Down has the right to defend itself," as the other kids are murdered

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5d

this is evil

George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 5d

He’s still repeating that lie. Video link in replies.

Ron Smith posts: “JD Vance: If you remember all of the migrants who came in from Haiti. You blink an eye and literally a third of your town is Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs 🤔🤔 Still spreading the same debunked lie.”
Below is a video still showing JD Vance speaking during an interview, wearing a suit and red tie.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6d

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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NBA @nba.com · 7d

The Bucks defeat the Knicks, 121-111 move to 3-1 on the season.

Giannis Antetokounmpo: 37 PTS, 8 REB, 7 AST, 2 BLK
Ryan Rollins: 25 PTS (career-high), 4 AST, 4 3PM, 4 STL

Jalen Brunson: 36 PTS, 4 REB, 3 AST
Mikal Bridges: 24 PTS, 10 REB, 6 AST, 3 3PM

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7d

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

Support Jamaica

supportjamaica.gov.jm

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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 7d

Follow-up on da Silva's performance last night. I am seeing a lot of people say he was biased due to the bookings (5 to #MNUFC, none to Seattle), and, obviously, the ridiculous no-call in the 10th minute that denied Bongi a goal... 1/

Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 8d

I can’t even begin to grasp how utterly cowardly it was of da Silva to not call the foul by Ragan on Bongi…

- Penalty to #MNUFC
- Red card to Ragan (DOGSO, not challenging for the ball)
- Ragan suspended for G2

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