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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 4h

Can you imagine the pity party happening in that household, with both the asshole and his asshole wife being quoted in the article? Telling each other they have been wrongfully cancelled and blaming everyone but themselves. MAGA in its pure form.

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 5h

“Her year in exile.” As if she had been dropped on an ice floe in the North Atlantic.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 21h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 23h

I don't want to tell Death how to do its job, but

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 23h

Literally coughed up coffee laughing

Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 23h

Oh my lord! Fun fun fun!

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

It's raining in LA and my dogs are looking at me like "What's all this then?" (My dogs have British accents)

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

Becky Thatcher in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer was dead the whole time.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

There is a Verizon ad with a guy whose mouth is on his chest for some reason and I need it to be taken off the air.

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, I haven't gotten a flu shot yet and I was on the Wikipedia page for Entourage yesterday! I’m gonna have the douchiest fever dream!

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

Instead of The French Laundry it looks like you're getting The Money Laundry.

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

The prompt "never invent data" is meaningless to a machine. Might as well say "Don't be a sneaky little monkey."

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

Find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never have to work a day in your life!

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine thinking we need to be paid to hate these motherfuckers!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 2d

CBS Mews

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 2d

📌“The fact that I am American means, among other things, people can’t say, like they did about Francis, ‘he doesn’t understand the United States, he just doesn’t see what’s going on.’
“Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed?”

-Pope Leo in a direct rebuke of the hideous Trump

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Nicole Jones-Dion @praxiscope.bsky.social · 3d

Aspiring TV Writers - FOX Writers Incubator is now open for submissions!

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 3d

RIP

diane keaton in the final frame of the godfather

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 4d

Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...

Until It's Done: Sylvia Rivera

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC

www.youtube.com

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 4d

Why aren’t you deleting that clearly AI video of the reporter being detained?

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 4d

(knocks) Heyy, sir. How we doing in there? No I know. It IS bullshit. Nobel Piece of Shit Prize! Good one, sir. Soo, you wanna come out of your room? We were thinking about blowing up a Venezuelan fishing boat. Wanna watch? Does that sound like fun? Blow up a boat? Uhp-there he is! There’s our guy!”

Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 4d

(knocks) Heyy, sir. How we doing in there? No I know. It IS bullshit. Nobel Piece of Shit Prize! Good one, sir. Soo, you wanna come out of your room? We were thinking about blowing up a Venezuelan fishing boat. Wanna watch? Does that sound like fun? Blow up a boat? Uhp-there he is! There’s our guy!”

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 5d

We definitely should!

A cop photographed from behind wearing a vest that says POLICE ICE.

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 6d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 5d

I bet he stops touring soon. There's no way he can even hear his own archaic rulings over all the screaming.

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