Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
TV writer?
TV writer!
He/Him
TV writer!
He/Him
Frequenting one of these shops will guarantee a more accurate sense of your future than the other.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Frequenting one of these shops will guarantee a more accurate sense of your future than the other.
This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
When it's going great.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When it's going great.
Sasha Nekrasova
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sasha Nekrasova
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
Is she doing a Dorf on Golf thing here?
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is she doing a Dorf on Golf thing here?
Uch my dog is such a cliche.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Uch my dog is such a cliche.
Get a load of these two turkeys
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Get a load of these two turkeys
With his glasses on no one - not his friends, lovers, coworkers at the bike shop - knew mild-mannered Ted was by night the brilliant but troubled vigilante Fall Foliage.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
With his glasses on no one - not his friends, lovers, coworkers at the bike shop - knew mild-mannered Ted was by night the brilliant but troubled vigilante Fall Foliage.
After living in a house for 19 years, moving is quite moving.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
After living in a house for 19 years, moving is quite moving.
We are never going to grow our stable of babysitters if we automatically disqualify every woman who carved a swastika into her forehead as an impressionable young adult.
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We are never going to grow our stable of babysitters if we automatically disqualify every woman who carved a swastika into her forehead as an impressionable young adult.
Watching the Dodgers and TBS gives us this shot of war torn hellhole Los Angeles. I ❤️ LA!
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching the Dodgers and TBS gives us this shot of war torn hellhole Los Angeles. I ❤️ LA!
We definitely should!
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We definitely should!
Fellow Californians! Vote Yes on Prop 50!
50 will redraw our congressional districts to counter Trump's efforts to rig the 2026 election through gerrymandering in Texas.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! FUCK TRUMP!
50 will redraw our congressional districts to counter Trump's efforts to rig the 2026 election through gerrymandering in Texas.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! FUCK TRUMP!
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fellow Californians! Vote Yes on Prop 50!
50 will redraw our congressional districts to counter Trump's efforts to rig the 2026 election through gerrymandering in Texas.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! FUCK TRUMP!
50 will redraw our congressional districts to counter Trump's efforts to rig the 2026 election through gerrymandering in Texas.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! FUCK TRUMP!
Trump: In Vietnam we got politically correct.
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trump: In Vietnam we got politically correct.
AI actress Tilly Norwood has six fingers on each hand.
#ShowUsHerHands
#ShowUsHerHands
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI actress Tilly Norwood has six fingers on each hand.
#ShowUsHerHands
#ShowUsHerHands
If a group of people were stuck in a The Thing type situation, trying to figure out who amongst them was actually The Thing, and then Stephen Miller walked in, they’d immediately turn the flamethrowers on him, right?
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If a group of people were stuck in a The Thing type situation, trying to figure out who amongst them was actually The Thing, and then Stephen Miller walked in, they’d immediately turn the flamethrowers on him, right?
Bill Burr is too smart to be this dumb. So depressing.
October 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bill Burr is too smart to be this dumb. So depressing.
The idea that this human being came within a month of becoming an accountant is almost impossible to comprehend.
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The idea that this human being came within a month of becoming an accountant is almost impossible to comprehend.
You can laugh at Trump saying kitchen cabinets made in other countries are a matter of national security but Charles Manson was hiding in a kitchen cabinet when they arrested him so think about that libs when you buy your Swedish cabinet and some lil dude jack-in-the-boxes out and stabs your wife.
September 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You can laugh at Trump saying kitchen cabinets made in other countries are a matter of national security but Charles Manson was hiding in a kitchen cabinet when they arrested him so think about that libs when you buy your Swedish cabinet and some lil dude jack-in-the-boxes out and stabs your wife.
New bullets in the Great Nonsense War
September 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
New bullets in the Great Nonsense War
A veritable Ewws Ew
September 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A veritable Ewws Ew
Several hundred @wgawest.bsky.social writers and allies raised their voices to protest ABC cancelling Kimmel at Disney today.
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Several hundred @wgawest.bsky.social writers and allies raised their voices to protest ABC cancelling Kimmel at Disney today.
Rough week. Here’s a dog pic.
September 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Rough week. Here’s a dog pic.
