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My most toxic trait is that I need Pope Leo to become head of TEC
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I was perturbed to discover Shorty had enclosed fingernail clippings within the blunt
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Lord, make me an Charlie of Your Kirk
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Did Charlie Kirk used to give tours of Epstein's Island?
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Lately when I look in the mirror I see Charlie Kirk's face looking back at me...and,...God Help Me...I can't help but give him a little smooch
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Singin'
I love Charlie Kirk
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby!!
I love Charlie Kirk
So come, and take your time, and dance with me!!
Ow!!
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Is that Charlie in your pocket, or are you just Kirk to see me?
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When you hear the name "Charlie Kirk", do you think of Precision? Ofc. Excellence? Yeah buddy. But what about innovation? You bet your sweet ass
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Ooo Baby, do you know what that's worth? We'll make Charlie a place on Kirk
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When everyone is Charlie, no man is Kirk
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Shorty, go down to the bar on a Tuesdy night!: to put in work, to make it twerk, for Charlie Kirk
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On the first First Day of Kirkmas, my Shorty gave to me--a slightly-used baby blue Maserati
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Shorty has that Big Kirk Energy that makes the Tyler Robinsons of the world seethe with rage
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And a Joyous Kirkday to all of you
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Ask not for whom the Charlie Kirks
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CHARLIE KIRK
COME BACK
YOUR WORK HERE ISNT DONE
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Charlie Kirk taught me it was okay to be weird
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To thee do we cry,
poor banished children of Eve!
To thee do we send up our sighs,
mourning and weeping
in this wadi of tears
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keep going. your smoke too gentle. your swag too similar. your bitch too basic. they’ll love you.