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Christopher Coleman
@trouserpayload.bsky.social
No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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Well, apparently I'm on bluesky now. Gave up on Facebook, it felt like shouting into the void while pissing into a rainstorm, but I could use somewhere else to post things nobody cares about, so....
Just booked more studio time Tuesday and Friday.

I love reading shit like this from the station manager:

"We're getting close to launching your show!
I'll have a listen to your shows but keep booking in and recording for now."
a cartoon character wearing headphones is kneeling down and saying beep boop bop .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing headphones is kneeling down and saying beep boop bop .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Reposted by Christopher Coleman
The Mickey Mouse AI Chatbot, powered by WALT, will be offline pending ongoing litigation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me, flirting
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Yes, it certainly is.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If this is just stock 2600 hardware, it's fucking insanely good, holy hell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXT...
C64 original in comment for comparison.
Thrust - Title Theme (Atari 2600) HD
YouTube video by Ryan's Other Channel
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Three hours later, successful recording and editing of two shows.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Off to record more radio.
I know Morrissey is a knobhead, but it's too apt.
youtu.be/wMykYSQaG_c?...
The Smiths - Panic (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Smiths
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reposted by Christopher Coleman
SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET)

1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Three seconds inside my brain:
(a) I think she might like me, she's easy to talk to
(b) Nobody fucking likes me, including me
(c) Boobies are nice
(d) I can't wait to <future goal>
(e) I wish I was fucking dead
(f) Boobies really are nice
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sexual Harassment Panda has read your posts
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Music is over, pack up your 808s and Fenders and go the fuck home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-b...
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why didn't any of you goofs tell me about New Model Army?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7K8...
New Model Army - The Hunt
YouTube video by Allan Bruno
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ohshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Had a very odd experience today with seeing three different people in a row who were all spitting images of people I knew in the past. I'm certainly hoping it's just odd, and I'm not losing my fucking mind.
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Great session at the radio station.. recorded ep 2, and after a couple false starts and a double timed read aloud of the script just to check it for the 10,000th time, I nailed a recording of it too.. well, perhaps except for one minor song problem I fixed easily without having to rerecord.
1/2
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm not mad, but I'm also not bad or dangerous to know, but I do lie on social media.
I'm not mad, I'm maddening
I'm not mad, I'm eccentric.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
What's playing inside my head on a fair to middling day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHeV...
The Prodigy - Climbatize
YouTube video by BestMusicTM
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I'm listening to some old Prodigy, and I hereby demand we bring back farty bass noises in dance tracks.
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For anyone who doesn't believe I live in a small town, I just met 5 different people I know in a 15 minute grocery store trip.
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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This is full of great stuff, from the Blade Runner reference to the president's ideas ("Americans love kanji!") to the origins of the "Gaiden" thing.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My pp is my life.. what is this separate bars shit?
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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"Trick or Treat"
"Trick or Treat"
The bitter and the sweet.
www.tumblr.com/jaimelaloril...
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Animotion - Obsession
YouTube video by AnimotionVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Why yes, a cute brunette with a hairband coming towards me is C's dream, and yes, I am coconuts for thinking it'll come true... and uh, something about 1989.
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM