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Christopher Coleman
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No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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Yes, it certainly is.
"Whatever it is you're" for "I'm against it!" in the style of Mamdani's political signs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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HELLO ALFIE!!!!!!!!!!!

He is going commando, but I don't remember seeing any of li'l Alf.
Screencap from Sega Master System Alf, based on the TV show, complete with a dodgy government agent in a zoot suit about to molest Alf in an odd looking living room. Oh, and Alf has three lives and no cash and no inventory. Did I mention 0 score too? Lift your game, screencap taker.
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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"No, man, don't put that Ark bullshit there, we need the room in the archive in case she posts again"
End of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when the Ark of the Covenant is stored in a mysterious archive full of dangerous and powerful delights.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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What, no love for the C64 conversion, he asked quietly sobbing for what could have been.
Screencap from the decidedly lousy Commodore 64 conversion of the arcade game "Dragon Spirit"
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Did you play Fallout New Vegas?
Fisto from the game "Fallout New Vegas" says "I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Hieronymus Bosch painting, "Christ in Limbo"
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Caillou's face inside Mr Driller's body. You probably wouldn't get it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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So apparently a minimum amount of ... whatever unit it's measured in.. apparently a minimum amount of fucktogrades of Vitamin D in a healthy male is about 50, and my blood test said I've got about 15 fucktogrades.
"He wants the D" in a Disney font.
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Graphic of a typewriter, more than likely from a NES game with "PLEASE ENTER YOUR RANK" and a list of "Doomscroller, reply guy, thirst trap, shitposter, troll, influencer" - edited from the original screecap which had the list "rookie, sleuth, private eye, investigator, ace detective"
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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It is what it is.
Meme: top pic, a guy in a studio throwing up the horns and yelling into a mic, labelled "What I thought being a DJ would be like" bottom pic, Psyduck holding his head and staring into a monitor with a mic in front of him, labelled "What actually being a DJ is like"
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what is it like dating you?
Ren, annoyed, side-eyeing a particularly goofy Stimpy on someone's lawn.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Man, fuck those sov cits, we need another Apocalypse War to take out East Meg Two.
Couple panels from "Judge Dredd" from the 2000AD comic, showing the Sov Block lunar olympic team.
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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OK, at least 50 times better.. a random screencap from a Mac demo as a background.
The two blue birds with goth hair and ankh and green mohawk and gas mask respectively, but this time the background is a x-ray effect of a bloated human head from a magazine screenshot of an old Macintosh demo. The bottom has a couple black boxes with "The Goth/Industrial Complex" in blue in one (top), and "on Denmark FM" in black in the other (bottom).
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Thoughts, feelings?
Same two bird logo previously posted, but with a fancy pants sunset/starfield in the background, but all the centres of the letters (o, p, e, etc) being filled with the same blue as the birds.
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I do believe I've nailed it.
Updated Goth/Industrial Complex logo - the blue wren on the left has a goth girl haircut, and a choker with an ankh hanging off it, the one on the right has a green mini mohawk and a filtered respirator on.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I need to get a gothier version of one of these and wear it everywhere.
A choker necklace made of tiny beads (I think) with various coloured pixel art chickens on it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Maybe simple's better for a logo?
Just took the plain Blue Wren with headphones from the normal Denmark FM logo, mirrored it, gave one a goth girl haircut and the other a rivethead green mohawk.. with "The Goth/Industrial Complex" under it in an Atari font.
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Faffing about with another design for a poster for the radio show..
Modified screencap from a Famicom quiz game with a harried looking dude in a suit and "How can I make my life better with just a FM radio and my ears?" next to him, and under that "1. The Goth/Industrial Complex" and a finger cursor pointing to it, "2. Denmark FM 99.7" and "3. Xxxxdays at X O'Clock" (to be filled in with Tuesdays at 5 or whatever when I get on air). At the very bottom in smaller text is a list of genres - "goth, industrial, darkwave, postpunk, noise, experimental, EBM, electropop, deathrock, ethereal wave, minimal wave, neofolk, dark ambient and more"
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Halfway to a Zatanna cosplay..
DC comics character Zatanna. Not at all designed with the male gaze in mind, nope, totally not.
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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You're not supposed to bother with shaving, combing or otherwise making any effort whatsoever prior to taking a selfie, right? At least the theme is appropriate.
A selfie of me in a green t-shirt flipping myself off, as is deserved. Some of my TTRPG and wargaming shit is visible in the background. Your mom's under the desk, she says "mmmmf! mmmfff!"
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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I can't think of a logo that wouldn't look like a 10 year old designed it, so I'm thinking maybe an old fashioned SubGenius reference might work instead.. maybe? Perhaps, maybe.
A random dude smoking a pipe from an ad for some Swedish tobacco brand in a 1978 magazine, modified to have a block over his eyes, and "Nine out of ten 1970s advertising models agree: 'goth and industrial music is the greatest!' and "Pull the wool over your own eyes with the Goth/Industrial Complex on Denmark FM 99.7" as captions.
October 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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You're goddamn right it is.
A screencap of youtube with "The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be" playing, and the caption "(soothing rock music)" showing.
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October
Part of the PWEI logo - "Fuck It" - from "Sample It Loop It Fuck It Eat It"
October 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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September 30th/October 1st
Stimpy looking happy and in the normal art style. Someone's artstation project of Stimpy looking.. rather rough
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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No, I probably shouldn't use copyrighted sprites, and yes, it's low res, but I'm only fecking aboot.
A poster for "The Goth/Industrial Complex" on Denmark FM, the show I'll hopefully be starting within measurable distance of soon. It uses a C64 font, sprites of a Final Fight enemy and Morrigan from Darkstalkers on either side of a long list of industrial and goth subgenres, and at the bottom is a C64 boombox from the game "Street Beat" with the Denmark FM logo pasted over it, and a mockup of where "XX to YY on Xxday" would be.
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM