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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻
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Franconian lager fundamentalist, homebrewer w/delusions of grandeur, PNW lifer, occasional outbursts re: Seattle ⚾️ 🏒 🏈
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OPB @opb.org · 2h
Travelers at Portland International Airport and Seattle-Tacoma International Airport are being advised to call airlines before turning up. The recommendations come after the Federal Aviation Administration said it would reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets to maintain safety.
Travelers heading to Portland, Seattle airports should call airlines first due to government shutdown
The recommendations come after the Federal Aviation Administration said Wednesday it would be reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets to maintain safety.
www.opb.org
Lies about tariffs kinda worked on some because they didn’t really get how they work. Their experience wasn’t direct.

But gas and grocery prices?
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I am terrified Mamdani is going to do something extreme, like subsidize a few grocery stores, says people who don’t bat an eye at for-profit companies with billion dollar subsidies.
My stepdad once complained about women ruining sports cars because of the Miata
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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Once upon a time, the richest Americans worried that if conditions got bad enough all the poors might just rise up against them, and so they avoided getting *too* obvious with their exploitation.

Today's crop just brags about it.
Wait, so you’re saying that government does important things?
Don’t be nuts. Subscribe to Bolts.
Hate catching a case of the Niners
I saw him no-hit the Mariners LOL
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I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*.

on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4

The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
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not so surprising the same people terrified of the subway found a sandwich threatening
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the great thing about Musk's comp package being heavily incentive-gated is that it guarantees a decade of systemic financial fraud at the heart of the market. good job everyone
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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The president is a mob boss.
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
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It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Update: the woman on the Tumwater (WA) school board who voted to protect trans kids is now ahead by *25 points*.
I'd totally missed this:

In Tumwater, WA, a HS student complained about a trans basketball player. Then, the local school board passed a resolution to ban trans girls from girl sports.

Now, the mother of that student is running against the sole school board member to vote against the resolution.
A sandwich chain has an incredible opportunity for a new spokesperson
If the sandwich is lit, you must acquit
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7-11 has developed its first “World Historic Genius Who Is Very Strong And Good Looking” award, which it will plans to give to a surprise awardee in a Florida parking lot.
“You gotta try this,” addict says.
We’re in the “OpenAI-CFO-thinks-the-government-should-backstop-AI-financing” part of the cycle. 🤡

@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Mamdani has banned the sale of pierogis to Dersh in NYC.