Tre Stewart
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Tre Stewart
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A design manager by day, craftsman by night. “A cocktail of sarcasm shaken with a dash of truth served neat with a twist of humor.” - Wall Street Journal probably 📍DFW/SEA
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My therapist used the term accountabil-a-buddies and I can’t stop using it.

And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
Lady posted a video about getting rocked at church. Showed the altercation in slow mo and then her going to the doctor for a CT scan. All to gospel.

The captions are so unserious.
I’ve been using TikTok wrong. I had no idea the true gold is in the comments.
Whenever you’re ready to quite fighting it, I’m ready to start or journey as bffs. I’ve seen enough. We finish each others sandwich!
I know how I’m supposed to say Salmon and Hyperbole out loud, but internally, it’s SAL-MON and HYPER-BOWL.

Why, I don’t know.
not bald head, but there are times where I miss not having facial hair.

Something something positive energy and be kind to each other, also.
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Why is this so hard for yall?????
Why yall just can't be normal?
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This country ass colloquialism 🤣
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America has always hated accurate numbers. And that's why we have an Electoral College. 💀💀💀
"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"
See, you don’t like when people are being shit to you, then why do it? You were hoping you it would just be one sided, now we’re both about to have a moment because you gotta feel this too.
I’m very intentional about leading with positive interactions and respect, it’s always jarring when someone’s choosing to be shit.

Especially because their hope is you remain kind during the remainder of the interaction. They’re so hurt and insulted when it’s volley’d back.
It’s so easy to be a decent human being in real life and online which makes it so insidious when someone CHOOSES to be nasty.

It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
It aint that hard to be a decent gotdamn person. If I can be a decent piece of shit (offline) yall dont have any excuses.
I’m sorry my brother, I want to rock with you but as soon as my that’s so raven senses alert me that my future includes a police report, it’s a wrap.

Please unhand me, Goonika.
I’m sorry, y’all be weird on here sometimes.
This Clips album is not making me a better person. It’s inspiring me to be more creative in how I say mean things.

POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of.

It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
I’m trying to think of a black as parallel and I’m drawing a blank. If you see me lost in love at a Stevie Wonder concert, mind your business.

You see me in a trance while Ja Rules on stage, I deserve all of this.
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW! Someone gotta be like “me too!”
…now that that’s out of the way, this is terrible timing because between this and dating Meg, I feel like keep seeing Klay Thompson’s face everywhere.