Totes McGotes
@totesmcgotes.bsky.social
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Totes McGotes
@totesmcgotes.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Mass today in South Philly.
Priest: the Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, and go Birds
People: Thanks be to God. Go birds!
Priest: the Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, and go Birds
People: Thanks be to God. Go birds!
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Inflation is up
Unemployment is up
Trade deficit is up
Wages are down
People are noticing
Unemployment is up
Trade deficit is up
Wages are down
People are noticing
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll:
Overall econ approval: 36-64
On tariffs: 37-63
On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!)
"We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Overall econ approval: 36-64
On tariffs: 37-63
On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!)
"We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Trump’s Anger over Prices Goes Nuclear as Fresh Polls Show Him Tanking
As Trump’s inflation rants grow more unhinged amid brutal new polls for him, an economics writer explains why Trump is ill-suited for the crisis that might be coming—and why the bottom might be about ...
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Inflation is up
Unemployment is up
Trade deficit is up
Wages are down
People are noticing
Unemployment is up
Trade deficit is up
Wages are down
People are noticing
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It's all been leading up to the "President Donald Trump is a white-hat pedophile, actually" gambit. All of American history has been leading up to it.
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's all been leading up to the "President Donald Trump is a white-hat pedophile, actually" gambit. All of American history has been leading up to it.
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Sometimes my friends and I would wonder how bad it was gonna get, and I think this sentence does a good job of encapsulating our guesses.
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sometimes my friends and I would wonder how bad it was gonna get, and I think this sentence does a good job of encapsulating our guesses.
Cheesesteak from Angelo’s
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cheesesteak from Angelo’s
The fascists talk a lot about defending Christianity, but actions speak louder than words, and this is the most aggressively anti-Christian administration in American history.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The fascists talk a lot about defending Christianity, but actions speak louder than words, and this is the most aggressively anti-Christian administration in American history.
Sedona is so beautiful that my wife had a religious experience watching the sunrise. I give that place my highest possible endorsement.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sedona is so beautiful that my wife had a religious experience watching the sunrise. I give that place my highest possible endorsement.
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Donald Trump is the planted flag of every crook and rapist. He is the lost cause of the south. He is the vice of the slave master, the shadow that clouds his superego at all hours, the sweat on his brow that makes him never end in his gluttony, lust, and greed. He is spiritual excrement incarnate.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Donald Trump is the planted flag of every crook and rapist. He is the lost cause of the south. He is the vice of the slave master, the shadow that clouds his superego at all hours, the sweat on his brow that makes him never end in his gluttony, lust, and greed. He is spiritual excrement incarnate.
A few simple realizations have greatly enhanced my enjoyment of sports:
-Punts are turnovers.
-Outs, not hits, are the precious commodity in baseball.
-Corner threes and dunks are the most efficient points.
Once you understand these points, you can watch the smart teams implement them.
-Punts are turnovers.
-Outs, not hits, are the precious commodity in baseball.
-Corner threes and dunks are the most efficient points.
Once you understand these points, you can watch the smart teams implement them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A few simple realizations have greatly enhanced my enjoyment of sports:
-Punts are turnovers.
-Outs, not hits, are the precious commodity in baseball.
-Corner threes and dunks are the most efficient points.
Once you understand these points, you can watch the smart teams implement them.
-Punts are turnovers.
-Outs, not hits, are the precious commodity in baseball.
-Corner threes and dunks are the most efficient points.
Once you understand these points, you can watch the smart teams implement them.
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President Trump has removed tariffs on coffee and bananas to make breakfast affordable for the American people. Why don’t Biden and Obama do this?
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
President Trump has removed tariffs on coffee and bananas to make breakfast affordable for the American people. Why don’t Biden and Obama do this?
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
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They’re calling it the most “visibly ailing geriatric pedophile nazi billionaire” presidency of all time
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They’re calling it the most “visibly ailing geriatric pedophile nazi billionaire” presidency of all time
Black Mirror is a documentary
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Black Mirror is a documentary
**Jeff** Epstein? The New York financier?
At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
**Jeff** Epstein? The New York financier?
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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yeah i mean when you put it like that then of course the democrats are going to look like total morons, that's a bit harsh don't you think
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
yeah i mean when you put it like that then of course the democrats are going to look like total morons, that's a bit harsh don't you think
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
For me there are two: @dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy
&
@defector.com
Just the absolute best work out there, every day, in these dark times. I can’t recommend them highly enough.
&
@defector.com
Just the absolute best work out there, every day, in these dark times. I can’t recommend them highly enough.
Last thing I’ll say about this for now:
What is the _actually existing publication_ that you evangelize for? That you consistently hype when they do good things, urge people to support, and are a sustaining donor or subscriber to?
This isn’t a prompt; it’s a reminder to hold yourself accountable.
What is the _actually existing publication_ that you evangelize for? That you consistently hype when they do good things, urge people to support, and are a sustaining donor or subscriber to?
This isn’t a prompt; it’s a reminder to hold yourself accountable.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
For me there are two: @dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy
&
@defector.com
Just the absolute best work out there, every day, in these dark times. I can’t recommend them highly enough.
&
@defector.com
Just the absolute best work out there, every day, in these dark times. I can’t recommend them highly enough.
Every day another wonderful secret
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every day another wonderful secret
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
Losers and pussies indeed
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Losers and pussies indeed
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Yet another instance of Trump saying something that news media would utterly crucify anyone else for saying but that theyll largely ignore from him bc he's their special birthday boy
Trump: We gave her the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It’s much better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because soldiers get the Congressional. And they’re in very bad shape because they're dead. She gets it and she's a healthy, beautiful woman. And they’re rated equal
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yet another instance of Trump saying something that news media would utterly crucify anyone else for saying but that theyll largely ignore from him bc he's their special birthday boy
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I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Senate Democrats continue to stop him from self-immolating, I will have no choice but to vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Senate Democrats continue to stop him from self-immolating, I will have no choice but to vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.
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President Pedophile stops food stamps.
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
President Pedophile stops food stamps.
Every single person who works for ICE should be publicly hanged.
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
‘I have papers’: Child care worker detained by ICE officers inside a Chicago day care
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.
19thnews.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every single person who works for ICE should be publicly hanged.
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot