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The OG of shit talkin’. Tèt mwen pa finn bon
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December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Remember their names and honour their memory. #dec6
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Je veux pas douter le gangster de personne mais le fait que le QG est un Mr. Puffs me dead
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dude is tweaking 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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And yet you didn’t suspect your coworker YOU LET THEM GET AWAY YOU FOOL
Back when I worked retail in my youth I found 2 ridiculously bad counterfeit $20 bills while closing the register one night. Honestly I was embarrassed for the coworker that actually accepted them. Practically Monopoly money-level trash. Had to turn it in to mall security.
I think I’ve come across a counterfeit bill for the first time ever. It’s ten dollars. And feels “off”. Ink isn’t smooth either. No idea where I might have gotten it as change. What do I do now. Turn it in to the coppers? Lay low for a few years? I feel like I’m in an Oceans 11 franchise spinoff.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I feel like there should be a tarot deck based on The Shining, and this would be Strength.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Seul moyen que j’ai de rajeunir donc m’a le prendre lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
That time of the year again!
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fallait que je Google que c’est le nom du parti, je pensais que T-R avait changé de nom
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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literally no reason why a water gun should look like this.

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December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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😭the low beams look like high beams and the high beams look like you on your way to greet Jesus
The lights on these new cars are entirely too bright.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Chaque jour un nouveau scam, chaque jour smh
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Spoiler: c’est pas le 4e
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Il y a un pharmacien à mon Jean-Coutu il est redoutable. Comment le monsieur parlait avec une cliente et il a dit bien fort à gorge déployé “ce médicament peut conSTIPER!”
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
14 ans? Le bro a même pas l’âge d’entrer ni de boire une coors light sans alcool lmaooo
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mood
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SS…..hmmmm
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.

(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM