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Torstein Helleve
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It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Aftenposten er på ballen om den nye amerikanske sikkerheitsstrategien
Trumps sikkerhetsstrategi hevder at den europeiske sivilisasjonen er i ferd med å bli utslettet
Donald Trump la frem sin plan for verden i natt: Vil dyrke motstand mot innvandringspolitikken i Europa.
www.aftenposten.no
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Er det dumt å vera naiv òg no?
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Putin says he is ready for war with Europe but TBH Russia was clearly not ready for war with Ukraine.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Men då kan dei vel ikkje brukast lenger?
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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I named my fists Lot and 49 because it’s time for some crying
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Deregulering av bankvesenet, ja. Det pleier jo gå greitt o_O
Michelle Bowman is reshaping US banking: slashing red tape, freeing up billions, and firing the starting gun on global reform. But is this smart money — or short memory?

Today’s Big Read is on #FTEdit 👉 on.ft.com/3KpAlRC

Register to read it for free (no card details required!) 👉 on.ft.com/48DxvBC
The US is deregulating banks. Will the rest of the world follow?
New rules will boost lending and profits and entrench American dominance. But critics say they could lead to another crash
on.ft.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?

This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺

youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
"MTG Has Broken Cover" - Marsh Family parody of "Billie Jean" by MJ about Marjorie Taylor Greene
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I fylgje profilen min på 1001 albums... likar eg best post-punk frå femtitalet. Og er ein streng kritikar (har akkurat bikka 200 skiver, så ganske nøyaktig ein tredel har fått ei stjerne 😈)
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Den sikraste måten å unngå skilsmisser på er å forby ekteskap
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"The Dim-Witt plan" 🤣
Good to see the U.S. and Ukraine agree to a joint peace plan. However, this plan is irrelevant.

Russia never proposed a legitimate plan. The 28 point “Dim-Witt” plan was an influence operation rather than a plan for a just and lasting peace.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Anbefalar dette kvardagsdramaet om nokon ikkje har sett det før
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Riskrevisjonen, du
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Det er omtrent som freden i Gaza
Russia killed 33 people, including six children, by a missile strike on Ternopil on November 19.

94 more people were injured, 18 of them children. Six people remain missing.

Ukrainian rescuers worked for four days at two locations, managing to save 46 people, including seven children.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Call it a Surrender Plan so we at least stop some of the pretending
This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Trump Has a Recipe for War and Corruption, Not Peace
Who would benefit from the White House’s 28-point proposal for Ukraine?
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Trump Has a Recipe for War and Corruption, Not Peace
Who would benefit from the White House’s 28-point proposal for Ukraine?
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Molotov-Ribbentrop II. Russland og USA planlegg å dela ukrainske ressurd\sar og land mellom seg
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Past is prologue.

In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.

And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.

This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM