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alice! 🍉
@tinysquash.bsky.social
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27, trans, she/her ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ will someone please talk to me about the Cultural Event that was Blaseball? (not a typo)
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · Jun 17
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
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taliajane.bsky.social
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.

Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Average folks kettled ICE
taliajane.bsky.social talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 5h
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
I don’t understand how ketamine is for horses. how are they even snorting it?
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
tinysquash.bsky.social
new bass on sunday new bass on sunday everyone listen up!!! listen!!!!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!!!! new bass on sunday

ty for your time 👍
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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benmce.bsky.social
Autumn’s Waning 🍂
A digital painting of a large tree in fall. A figure walks through a creek in the foreground, surrounded by fallen leaves.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
are you telling me a turkey spatched this cock???
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
I’m like if a mouse was a knight and also a transgender woman
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
gungi except there's an enjoyable spread of treats and snacks. gungi relaxing edition
beaxmice.bsky.social SAVE @beaxmice.bsky.social · 3d
short preview for one of my @hxhplanner.bsky.social entries! 🤍
short preview of meruem with a thoughtful pose, sitting down in front of a table full of snacks and sweets
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
I want cheek kisses to be the norm in the US like it kind of is in Europe. This isn’t just me being gay (though that is extremely the case) I just sincerely think getting a cheek kiss from any of my boy friends growing up would have fixed me
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
frantic last minute friendsgiving baking yuri
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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aklingus.bsky.social
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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lauraknetzger.bsky.social
We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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unormal.bsky.social
it's so funny we don't do obvious things to reduce healthcare costs like pay for people to go to medical/nursing school etc.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
tinysquash.bsky.social
I bought too many thanksgiving groceries to carry back on foot and now I’ve accidentally death stranding-ed myself and Im stopping every 100 or so feet to rest and rub my shoulders
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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kanaratron.bsky.social
We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games!

Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.

You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-

www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
A graphical asset in the shape of a cog. It contains the following text 'This developer assures that NO GEN AI' was used in this indie game
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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theverge.com
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
tinysquash.bsky.social
just heard a bunch of sorority girls who live next to me singing Girls by The Dare and they all screamed the line “girls with dicks” at the top of their lungs, maybe the kids are alright
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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molly.wiki
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
Posters advocating Worldcoin eyeball-scanning orbs coming to San Francisco. They've been graffitied with orange spray paint: "Orwell was right" "Smash the orbs"
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
having a roster of friends that I can just cry to whenever I need >>>>
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
tinysquash.bsky.social
polymorph is lowkey goated when being goat-ed is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tinysquash.bsky.social
goats are lowkey goated when being a goat is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM