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The Lady With The Hammer. Lawyer, Jersey City Enjoyer. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Fellas, is it moral to post?
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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an empty hole busy with traffic for decades, yes, that's Jim McGreevey
Anybody ever call him “Metropark?” Feels like it’d be a good derogatory nickname…
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Most of America would be lucky to have a bagel world or a house of biryanis. having both in a single strip mall is but a sign of how new jersey is so rich it paves the very roads with jewels
This is just a few minutes from my old Congressional office. Local high school has a 97% graduation rate, Netflix is opening a $1B movie studio down the road, and Bruce Springsteen was born and raised around the corner (and still lives there). So yeah…tell me more.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
receiving runoff ads I can only really describe as “dark NIMBY”
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
stayed up late working. can’t sleep. have cat
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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This proves that Trump is just a douchebag from Queens and will always have that weird NYC borough guy thing. He used to just love hanging with Schumer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Endnotes. Table of contents. The first-person plural. Impeach and remove
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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"Byrne’s lies treat the public as a mere means to his own ends, in a way to which they could not possibly consent, infringing their freedom to make their own decisions. See generally Immanuel Kant, Metaphysics of Morals (1797)."

Amazing "see generally"
JUST IN: Hunter Biden asks judge to award $33 million in punitive damages against Overstock founder Patrick Byrne for defaulting in defamation suit Biden filed. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Default Judgment – #350 in Robert Hunter Biden v. Patrick M. Byrne (C.D. Cal., 2:23-cv-09430) – CourtListener.com
Default Judgment
storage.courtlistener.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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people are dooming about this but the old Malinowski district that is this district's predecessor never voted Dem for governor and the old Malinowski district straight up voted for Hillary
it's too glorious....
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
came home from the city to a small very dead bird on the bedroom floor. cats milling around like nothing ever happened, who knows where that bird corpse came from, etc

they’re a menace to society
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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“I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative”
virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
seriously how long has it been since we had dems in LD-21? Ballotpedia only goes back to ‘01 and it’s been solid red the whole time.
it's time to Remember Some Guys (And, In Some Cases, "Gals")
LD-02 Claire Swift lost to Maureen Rowan
LD-08 Michael Torrissi lost to Anthony Angelozzi
LD-21 Nancy Muñoz lost to Andrew Macurdy
LD-21 Michele Matsikoudis lost to Vinnie Kearney
LD-25 Christian Barranco lost to Marisa Sweeney
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
big win for my mother specifically, LD-21’s strongest soldier
Democrats Andrew Macurdy and Vinnie Kearney have flipped both seats in New Jersey's 21st Legislative District, unseating Assemblywomen Nancy Muñoz and Michele Matsikoudis
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
a grand coalition emerges 😎
The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Brick, both culturally and partisanship-wise, is like if Democrats were winning a partisan boroughwide race in Staten Island. Mayor Lisa Crate just pulled it off, for Brick Democrats' idk, uh, fourth improbable win in a row?
Brick is, well, Brick. why is it consistently voting for Democrats even in super-off-years, and why did a Democrat just survive an election with healthy turnout concurrent with an expensive statewide in *Brick*
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
grand unified theory of jersey city round 1 (provisional): voters chose based on resistlib energy (Solomon) or path-of-least-resistance name recognition (McGreevey); Trump overshadowing election helped Sherrill while hurting the nonpartisan technocratic JC mayor candidates who this user favored. sad
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Morris County was once the rock-ribbed Republican heartland of New Jersey, most famously producing Chris Christie before turning purple in the Trump era. it just elected a Democrat to the state Assembly who ran as a progressive on the anti-machine Fulop slate
when was the last time a Democrat *from* Morris County served in Trenton? gotta be a looooong fucking time ago.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
man I did not know that political theater could punch me in the gut quite as well as the mamdani victory speech did in that crowded park slope bar
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
park slope bar erupts in sustained cheers
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i am tipsy in a bar in Park Slope and getting ready for the whole place to explode in roughly five minutes
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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TRANS RIGHTS WINS ELECTIONS
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I also think Dems trapped Miyares with their special session on redistricting. All of a sudden, at the close of the race, he was back in Richmond issuing legal opinions to help the GOP. Re-polarized the race.
Hindsight's 20/20. If you're Jason Miyares and you get that Jay Jones text exchange, you absolutely use it.

But Miyares had been running a sort of non-partisan tough-on-crime campaign and switched to nonstop ads about the text messages. Looks like the juice ran out.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i am also displeased that i may have to Hand It To Mikie
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM