Tim Kimber
@timkimber.bsky.social
Sub-editor by day. Author by night. Dead by dawn.
I collect records, build furniture, and read books.
I collect records, build furniture, and read books.
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This reminds me of the time some kids broke into my car and left a note on the seat telling me that it was shit
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November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This reminds me of the time some kids broke into my car and left a note on the seat telling me that it was shit
My RE teacher in Year 7 used to tell us that quote about more evidence of Jesus than Julius Caesar – because she was a Christian and trying to make believers of us
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My RE teacher in Year 7 used to tell us that quote about more evidence of Jesus than Julius Caesar – because she was a Christian and trying to make believers of us
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
"Here’s me that used to give all my fight against the devil ’cause I figgered the devil was the enemy. But they’s somepin worse’n the devil got hold a the country, an’ it ain’t gonna let go till it’s chopped loose."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Here’s me that used to give all my fight against the devil ’cause I figgered the devil was the enemy. But they’s somepin worse’n the devil got hold a the country, an’ it ain’t gonna let go till it’s chopped loose."
Just discovered Nathan Arizona chucking out one of the Arizona quints in the Pat Benatar music video Love is A Battlefield
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November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Just discovered Nathan Arizona chucking out one of the Arizona quints in the Pat Benatar music video Love is A Battlefield
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxx0T...
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Now listening to Travis Biggs' Solar Funk, the Record Store Day 2024 reissue – which sounds delicious. Particular favourite is Tibetian Serenity, with its dope bass lines and chill grooves
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Now listening to Travis Biggs' Solar Funk, the Record Store Day 2024 reissue – which sounds delicious. Particular favourite is Tibetian Serenity, with its dope bass lines and chill grooves
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
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"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
DC ‘sandwich guy' found not guilty of assault after throwing sub at federal agent
A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime. Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statement...
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November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
PROGRESS
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
PROGRESS
I might buy this and make a Zaphod Beeblebrox costume
(I love that I can still spell Zaphod Beeblebrox without looking it up)
(I love that I can still spell Zaphod Beeblebrox without looking it up)
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I might buy this and make a Zaphod Beeblebrox costume
(I love that I can still spell Zaphod Beeblebrox without looking it up)
(I love that I can still spell Zaphod Beeblebrox without looking it up)
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Rachel Reeves here looking like a Cut Scene from Command & Conquer.
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Rachel Reeves here looking like a Cut Scene from Command & Conquer.
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I ran a Q&A with Lisa and Louise Burns, AKA the Grady Twins from The Shining last night (after a screening in a bar on a double-decker bus!) and got to chat to them after - they're absolutely lovely.
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I ran a Q&A with Lisa and Louise Burns, AKA the Grady Twins from The Shining last night (after a screening in a bar on a double-decker bus!) and got to chat to them after - they're absolutely lovely.
Watching the BBC micro series Inside Cinema (which I love) and reminded of this glorious moment when Olivia Colman won her Best Actress Oscar, and astonished at how thoroughly this woman can evoke my completely masculine tears just by being awkward and lovely
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Olivia Colman Wins Best Actress for 'The Favourite' | 91st Oscars (2019)
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October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Watching the BBC micro series Inside Cinema (which I love) and reminded of this glorious moment when Olivia Colman won her Best Actress Oscar, and astonished at how thoroughly this woman can evoke my completely masculine tears just by being awkward and lovely
youtu.be/YUytvAg_hE4?...
youtu.be/YUytvAg_hE4?...
Listening to an old minidisc of International Pony, We Love Music, which I wish you could hear instead of this 15-year-old version on YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Jc...
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international pony theme by international pony
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October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Listening to an old minidisc of International Pony, We Love Music, which I wish you could hear instead of this 15-year-old version on YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Jc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Jc...
Prison Break, but the protagonist gets out by sending the prison an email pretending to be the courts
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Prison Break, but the protagonist gets out by sending the prison an email pretending to be the courts
First time reading The Grapes of Wrath and delighted to discover that capitalism was ruining lives in practically the same way as it does today - hooray!
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
First time reading The Grapes of Wrath and delighted to discover that capitalism was ruining lives in practically the same way as it does today - hooray!
Hear me out, but, maybe if this was how we all accessed the internet, a lot of current malaise wouldn't be happening...
Coin-operated internet access booth at motorway services in Ireland today
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hear me out, but, maybe if this was how we all accessed the internet, a lot of current malaise wouldn't be happening...
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The Nonce, and Future King.
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The Nonce, and Future King.
My wife showed me a picture of a funny bird sheltering its young, and I immediately assumed it was AI but couldn't tell, so that's another simple pleasure ruined, oh well, life is meaningless
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My wife showed me a picture of a funny bird sheltering its young, and I immediately assumed it was AI but couldn't tell, so that's another simple pleasure ruined, oh well, life is meaningless
It's like Final Destination – a movie title based on an air travel pun, because the first film was about people missing a flight that explodes
The TRON films are weird right? It’s now a trilogy of movies where the title character is at most a supporting role.
It’s like if the first three Die Hard films were named after Sgt. Al Powell.
It’s like if the first three Die Hard films were named after Sgt. Al Powell.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's like Final Destination – a movie title based on an air travel pun, because the first film was about people missing a flight that explodes
I will never not be fascinated by the parakeets in London 🦜
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I will never not be fascinated by the parakeets in London 🦜
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The Predator lands on the set of Alien vs. Predator (2004). Can the cast and crew survive? Find out in Predator vs. Alien vs. Predator, coming soon.
The Predator lands on a ferry sailing between Felixstowe and Gothenburg. Can the crew stop him? Or are they too busy staring at Kate O'Mara?
Find out in Predator: Triangle.
Find out in Predator: Triangle.
The predator lands at ATV in the 1970s. Can the cast of crossroads deliver a full episode shot as live while being stalked by the predator? Find out in Benny vs Predator
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Predator lands on the set of Alien vs. Predator (2004). Can the cast and crew survive? Find out in Predator vs. Alien vs. Predator, coming soon.