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Raccoon working undercover as a hooman for the RLF (Racoon Liberation Front). No one must know my secret...
Me too, but it's 2 dogs and some papers
two hours until i am reunited with my pup and my bong 😍
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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"Kill them all!"

"Excuse me?"

"No, it's for work."
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The dark side of thats no moon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Then as now ...
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think I got it backwards. Oops.
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Yeah, MST3K Thanksgiving Marathon!
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Chema Madoz
December 4, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Gimme money. I'm just a poor little billionaire with a worthless product. GIMME MONEY!
Ya know, in nature we'd call that a parasite. Like a flea, or a tick.
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Striking animation showing the magnitude of glacier collapse since ca 1900 in the Alps! 🧊🔥

All the retreat you see here is caused by human activity, and it will only stop when the last cubic metre of ice has melted! 📈💧

📷 Photos: @glacionaut
🎥 AI Animation: @flashologo
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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“As it evolved, capitalist civilisation became a snowball of self-fraud: humans created products they didn’t need, jobs they didn’t like, and places they couldn’t live in”
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Because the vast majority of Americans are kiddy diddlers who've been banned from the pierogi vendor🤔
Bari Weiss is Bari stupid
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm starting to think Mamdani has super powers. Got that rizz, or whatever the kids are saying
Let’s be clear.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wow. What the hell happened to MTG? I'm not complaining, but wow.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm such a nerd for etymology
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.

‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.

'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Look at that reel-to-reel. Oh, and look at those vacuum tubes... A turn table and all those records🤤
If there is an afterlife, let it be this room, a couple of dogs, and copious quantities of reefer 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM