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not that smart but i’ve got things to say 💫
the real threat of ~trying that in a small town~ is gossip
December 31, 2024 at 9:16 PM
the post-function clarity when u realize the person who was SO excited to see you was just on coke
December 30, 2024 at 7:30 AM
honestly begging for lili reinhart and taissa farmiga to play sisters in literally anything
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 AM
a genie but instead of wishes, it gives you the answer to 3 gossip questions you have
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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in this festive season, please remember:

it is “poinsettia,” not “poinsetta.”
December 13, 2024 at 8:48 PM
tbh a disney marvel cruise sounds like my own personal version of hell
December 13, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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multitasking by stirring my coffee with my curling iron
December 12, 2024 at 11:42 AM
i have a deep-seated fear that i just learned my ssn wrong as a kid and have been inadvertently committing fraud for my entire life
December 12, 2024 at 6:07 PM
normalize putting the location of your business in the ig bio, instead of something vague like “west side’s favorite coffee shop”
December 12, 2024 at 4:03 AM
the problem with the fun laneige lip mask scents is that they’re so pretty i almost hate to use them 😭
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 AM
i’m so confused how blocking works on here. like if one person i follow blocks another person, i can’t see any skeets from the second person? is that it?
December 11, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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And another. Excerpt from “For Saundra.”
December 10, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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In honor of Nikki Giovanni passing:
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Brat summer turned into Italian sausage winter
December 10, 2024 at 2:17 AM
when was the last ~normal~ feeling year? 2015?
They should invent a year that you can make it through without feeling like it's trying to kill you.
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Burger King marketing team needs to put out a "We won't snitch on our customers" ad NOW or they're idiots
December 9, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Comanche buffalo hunters and their camp, 1871.
December 9, 2024 at 1:14 AM
need all three of these outfits for days of 76 + tombstone but especially the boots in the middle!!
Three young women at the rodeo in Fort Worth, 1920s. This has to be among my favorite all-time photos. Their hair styles, their clothing --- knock me over with a feather. It's the kind of photo you don't so much look at as bask in. I'm basking!
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
if i am m*rdered, it’s bc i keep referring to the three kings in my mom’s nativity as “the wise guys”
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Napoleon, December 3, 1812
i've sobered up and the cold is getting to me so I may have to retreat from history
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM