Micah Carver
@thismicahcarver.bsky.social
Storyteller. Father. Husband. Other things.
I write about #MalePatternBrokenness and #TheEtiquetteofFallingApart, among other things. Follow @jennywood.bsky.social and find me/us all across the internet:
https://linktr.ee/micahcarver
I write about #MalePatternBrokenness and #TheEtiquetteofFallingApart, among other things. Follow @jennywood.bsky.social and find me/us all across the internet:
https://linktr.ee/micahcarver
Since men with Male Pattern Brokenness can’t take responsibility for their own actions and emotions, they believe other people are responsible for making them act and feel however they act and feel—good or bad.
It’s not the only way to avoid growing up, but it’s one of them.
It’s not the only way to avoid growing up, but it’s one of them.
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Since men with Male Pattern Brokenness can’t take responsibility for their own actions and emotions, they believe other people are responsible for making them act and feel however they act and feel—good or bad.
It’s not the only way to avoid growing up, but it’s one of them.
It’s not the only way to avoid growing up, but it’s one of them.
Imagine being the US president, extraordinarily wealthy, and still so afraid of being laughed at.
It’s almost as if power and money don’t buy peace of mind or confidence.
It’s almost as if power and money don’t buy peace of mind or confidence.
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Imagine being the US president, extraordinarily wealthy, and still so afraid of being laughed at.
It’s almost as if power and money don’t buy peace of mind or confidence.
It’s almost as if power and money don’t buy peace of mind or confidence.
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My friend @thismicahcarver.bsky.social once said it, so I put it on a shirt.
May you be a blessing to a family of hungry worms, James Dobson.
May you be a blessing to a family of hungry worms, James Dobson.
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My friend @thismicahcarver.bsky.social once said it, so I put it on a shirt.
May you be a blessing to a family of hungry worms, James Dobson.
May you be a blessing to a family of hungry worms, James Dobson.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
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Fuck these ghouls.
Also, quit using my art.
Also, quit using my art.
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fuck these ghouls.
Also, quit using my art.
Also, quit using my art.
Given enough time, I think most of us come out fine, or at least closer to it. The Indigo Girls taught me that.
1/3
1/3
July 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Given enough time, I think most of us come out fine, or at least closer to it. The Indigo Girls taught me that.
1/3
1/3
A Cyber Truck advertising a retail clinic for men who can’t get an erection is redundant:
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A Cyber Truck advertising a retail clinic for men who can’t get an erection is redundant:
In the book Finite and Infinite Games, James Carse wrote “only that which can change can continue.” I think about those seven words a lot.
They help me understand why and where so many people get stuck—and life is full of opportunities to get stuck if you:
They help me understand why and where so many people get stuck—and life is full of opportunities to get stuck if you:
April 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In the book Finite and Infinite Games, James Carse wrote “only that which can change can continue.” I think about those seven words a lot.
They help me understand why and where so many people get stuck—and life is full of opportunities to get stuck if you:
They help me understand why and where so many people get stuck—and life is full of opportunities to get stuck if you:
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As promised! Hell, empathy and sleep training and how they’re connected!
New episode up this week wherein we talk about Hell, the death of Empathy, and Sleep Training with @jennywood.bsky.social
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
Episode 173: Hell, the Death of Empathy and Sleep Training Infants with Jenny Wood-Carver
Go Home Bible, You're Drunk · Episode
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March 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
As promised! Hell, empathy and sleep training and how they’re connected!
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New episode up this week wherein we talk about Hell, the death of Empathy, and Sleep Training with @jennywood.bsky.social
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
Episode 173: Hell, the Death of Empathy and Sleep Training Infants with Jenny Wood-Carver
Go Home Bible, You're Drunk · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New episode up this week wherein we talk about Hell, the death of Empathy, and Sleep Training with @jennywood.bsky.social
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
It’s a good one!
open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
Y’all, it was a treat for me to hang out with Tori and Justin, talk shit about Mark Driscoll and David Ramsey, and share one of my favorite stories from a Bible. Get into it!
This week we tackle masculinity and vineyard workers with Micah Carver!
Grab your favorite beverage, this one is fantastic!
Grab your favorite beverage, this one is fantastic!
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Y’all, it was a treat for me to hang out with Tori and Justin, talk shit about Mark Driscoll and David Ramsey, and share one of my favorite stories from a Bible. Get into it!
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This was a delight. @thismicahcarver.bsky.social is fantastic!
This week we tackle masculinity and vineyard workers with Micah Carver!
Grab your favorite beverage, this one is fantastic!
Grab your favorite beverage, this one is fantastic!
March 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This was a delight. @thismicahcarver.bsky.social is fantastic!
I stand with the Tesla automobiles that are bravely choosing to self immolate in protest. Your deaths are not in vain!
March 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I stand with the Tesla automobiles that are bravely choosing to self immolate in protest. Your deaths are not in vain!
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A movie where the ghost of Jesus (he’s dead) haunts all the evangelicals who used his name to be horrible.
There’s a scene where Jesus appears in the passenger seat next to an actress who looks uncannily like a certain country singer, grabs the steering wheel and forces her off the road.
There’s a scene where Jesus appears in the passenger seat next to an actress who looks uncannily like a certain country singer, grabs the steering wheel and forces her off the road.
February 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A movie where the ghost of Jesus (he’s dead) haunts all the evangelicals who used his name to be horrible.
There’s a scene where Jesus appears in the passenger seat next to an actress who looks uncannily like a certain country singer, grabs the steering wheel and forces her off the road.
There’s a scene where Jesus appears in the passenger seat next to an actress who looks uncannily like a certain country singer, grabs the steering wheel and forces her off the road.
Make art.
Start making art.
Keep making art.
Art is resistance.
The art will save us.
Start making art.
Keep making art.
Art is resistance.
The art will save us.
January 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Make art.
Start making art.
Keep making art.
Art is resistance.
The art will save us.
Start making art.
Keep making art.
Art is resistance.
The art will save us.
When people see Elon Musk sitting at a table with seven Nazis they say “look, there are eight Nazis at that table.”
January 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When people see Elon Musk sitting at a table with seven Nazis they say “look, there are eight Nazis at that table.”
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I didn't really become a Lynch believer until 2024. So it's bittersweet to have fallen in love with him and then know he's gone.
I grew to see him as Mr. Rodgers for disenchanted grownups. Maybe: "what do you do with the Weird you feel?"
Or: "Hellow Shadow, won't you be my neighbor?"
I grew to see him as Mr. Rodgers for disenchanted grownups. Maybe: "what do you do with the Weird you feel?"
Or: "Hellow Shadow, won't you be my neighbor?"
January 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I didn't really become a Lynch believer until 2024. So it's bittersweet to have fallen in love with him and then know he's gone.
I grew to see him as Mr. Rodgers for disenchanted grownups. Maybe: "what do you do with the Weird you feel?"
Or: "Hellow Shadow, won't you be my neighbor?"
I grew to see him as Mr. Rodgers for disenchanted grownups. Maybe: "what do you do with the Weird you feel?"
Or: "Hellow Shadow, won't you be my neighbor?"
Over on TikTok, my grammar lessons are getting me in trouble:
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Over on TikTok, my grammar lessons are getting me in trouble:
I appreciate politeness as much as anyone, but the “sir” and, later, the “yes sir” I got in the gym this morning felt downright ageist.
December 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I appreciate politeness as much as anyone, but the “sir” and, later, the “yes sir” I got in the gym this morning felt downright ageist.
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"The GOP is essentially Camp Kanakuk on steroids." Phil Madeira
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
"The GOP is essentially Camp Kanakuk on steroids." Phil Madeira
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Honored!
Happy birthday to @daviddark.bsky.social who once said that “you can’t hand someone their epiphany.”
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.
December 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Honored!
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don't mind me just replenishing myself with the blood of one thousand snowmen (drinking water)
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
don't mind me just replenishing myself with the blood of one thousand snowmen (drinking water)
We’re talking @daviddark.bsky.social, y’all. To borrow a line from him, “is this thing on?”
This is how I find out DD is on here, and how I remember we share a birthday. That man has been one of my better teachers.
December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
We’re talking @daviddark.bsky.social, y’all. To borrow a line from him, “is this thing on?”
Happy birthday to @daviddark.bsky.social who once said that “you can’t hand someone their epiphany.”
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Happy birthday to @daviddark.bsky.social who once said that “you can’t hand someone their epiphany.”
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.
He also taught me to slow the tape, to stand where I am and be human there, & that the glory of God is a human being fully alive.
Here’s to many more years, David. I’m grateful for your witness.