Thomas Kinkade
@thomaskinkade.bsky.social
I’m the Painter of Light!
Trump getting Jimmy Kimmel fired is bad but not as bad as whatever is inside the Epstein files.
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump getting Jimmy Kimmel fired is bad but not as bad as whatever is inside the Epstein files.
What are y’all reading this weekend?
July 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What are y’all reading this weekend?
Fuck these ghouls.
Also, quit using my art.
Also, quit using my art.
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fuck these ghouls.
Also, quit using my art.
Also, quit using my art.
Be the art you want to see in the world. Someone famous once said that. Probably me.
My copy of The Artists Guide to Sketching by @jamesgurneyart.bsky.social and @thomaskinkade.bsky.social arrived. It's beautiful. And I really appreciate the wonderful postcards that came with it.
February 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Be the art you want to see in the world. Someone famous once said that. Probably me.
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I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
January 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
January 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
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He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
December 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
December 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
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Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
December 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
December 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
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Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
December 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
December 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
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It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
That Barenaked Ladies song about chimpanzees is a riot. I keep skipping back to the beginning every time it’s about to end. #IhaveaCDplayer
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
That Barenaked Ladies song about chimpanzees is a riot. I keep skipping back to the beginning every time it’s about to end. #IhaveaCDplayer
It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
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If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
December 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
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On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
December 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
December 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
December 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
AI art is a joke that no one laughs at.
December 1, 2024 at 2:53 AM
AI art is a joke that no one laughs at.
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BOB ROSS WAS A HACK.
November 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
BOB ROSS WAS A HACK.
BOB ROSS WAS A HACK.
November 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
BOB ROSS WAS A HACK.
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Hey Thomas, don't forget to stay away from Winnie the Pooh today and every day. He's still upset about the whole thing.
November 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Hey Thomas, don't forget to stay away from Winnie the Pooh today and every day. He's still upset about the whole thing.