Sean Keller
@theseankeller.bsky.social
I’ve written movies for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Few things make me happier than making music with my son. Here we are as the band “Kellers” singing a snotty 2000s SoCal Punk Christmas song.
seankeller2.bandcamp.com/track/lump-o...
seankeller2.bandcamp.com/track/lump-o...
Lump Of Coal, by Kellers
track by Kellers
seankeller2.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Few things make me happier than making music with my son. Here we are as the band “Kellers” singing a snotty 2000s SoCal Punk Christmas song.
seankeller2.bandcamp.com/track/lump-o...
seankeller2.bandcamp.com/track/lump-o...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Willie Nelson
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Churches
Orville Peck
Willie Nelson
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Churches
Orville Peck
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bowie
Iggy
PJ Harvey
Jane’s Addiction
Little Jimmy Scott
Bowie
Iggy
PJ Harvey
Jane’s Addiction
Little Jimmy Scott
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Willie Nelson
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Churches
Orville Peck
Willie Nelson
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Churches
Orville Peck
Pouring one out for the incomparable Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pouring one out for the incomparable Tom Stoppard
Holy Fucking Shit It's Christmas!
YouTube video by Sean Keller - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Judas Priest - Memorial Day Weekend at the Cap Center 1986
The Cramps - 1990
Barry Manilow - 1992
Ice-T w/ Body Count 1992
Fugazi & Bikini Kill - Capitol Hill - 1993
The Beastie Boys - 1995
Judas Priest - Memorial Day Weekend at the Cap Center 1986
The Cramps - 1990
Barry Manilow - 1992
Ice-T w/ Body Count 1992
Fugazi & Bikini Kill - Capitol Hill - 1993
The Beastie Boys - 1995
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen?
- Peter Gabriel (WOMAD Tour in Turkey, 1993)
- The Prodigy (Moscow, 1997)
- Depeche Mode (not really a concert, but one of their Ultra parties in London in 1997)
- Duran Duran (NY, 1999)
- Queens of the Stone Age (at the Cosmopolitan, in Vegas, 2011)
- Peter Gabriel (WOMAD Tour in Turkey, 1993)
- The Prodigy (Moscow, 1997)
- Depeche Mode (not really a concert, but one of their Ultra parties in London in 1997)
- Duran Duran (NY, 1999)
- Queens of the Stone Age (at the Cosmopolitan, in Vegas, 2011)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen?
- Peter Gabriel (US tour kickoff in Rochester, NY)
- Queensryche (Operation Mindcrime in full)
- Sinead O'Connor (shortly before the idiots of the world turned on her)
- The Cranberries (in a small bar, just before breaking big)
- Sarah McLachlan (4x)
- Peter Gabriel (US tour kickoff in Rochester, NY)
- Queensryche (Operation Mindcrime in full)
- Sinead O'Connor (shortly before the idiots of the world turned on her)
- The Cranberries (in a small bar, just before breaking big)
- Sarah McLachlan (4x)
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Judas Priest - Memorial Day Weekend at the Cap Center 1986
The Cramps - 1990
Barry Manilow - 1992
Ice-T w/ Body Count 1992
Fugazi & Bikini Kill - Capitol Hill - 1993
The Beastie Boys - 1995
Judas Priest - Memorial Day Weekend at the Cap Center 1986
The Cramps - 1990
Barry Manilow - 1992
Ice-T w/ Body Count 1992
Fugazi & Bikini Kill - Capitol Hill - 1993
The Beastie Boys - 1995
This is my grandfather, JH Keller. He was a trick-shot and accomplished hunter who posed for a series of dust-bowl-era trick photos in Garden City, KS.
Whatta stud.
Whatta stud.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is my grandfather, JH Keller. He was a trick-shot and accomplished hunter who posed for a series of dust-bowl-era trick photos in Garden City, KS.
Whatta stud.
Whatta stud.
I wrote and performed a song for this one. It was my 2nd film credit.
Jeezus I’m old.
Jeezus I’m old.
12/15: Things are getting STONE COLD at LF3 / @amcinematheque.bsky.social. Join us as we screen this bonkers action masterwork as part of our A Cold Void series. 🎟️: tinyurl.com/yn2wtc9c
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I wrote and performed a song for this one. It was my 2nd film credit.
Jeezus I’m old.
Jeezus I’m old.
Is the Pedo-President hoping that studio fixers can do what his puppet FBI can’t do, and simply make the Epstein files simply disappear?
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is the Pedo-President hoping that studio fixers can do what his puppet FBI can’t do, and simply make the Epstein files simply disappear?
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
The holidays are a time of joy, but can also be a reminder of family dysfunction. So here’s a Christmas song from my band Sun Season that’s about celebrating with chosen family.
#christmassongs
#musicsky
#chosenfamily
sunseason.bandcamp.com/track/youll-...
#christmassongs
#musicsky
#chosenfamily
sunseason.bandcamp.com/track/youll-...
You'll Never Be Alone Again On Christmas, by Sun Season
track by Sun Season
sunseason.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The holidays are a time of joy, but can also be a reminder of family dysfunction. So here’s a Christmas song from my band Sun Season that’s about celebrating with chosen family.
#christmassongs
#musicsky
#chosenfamily
sunseason.bandcamp.com/track/youll-...
#christmassongs
#musicsky
#chosenfamily
sunseason.bandcamp.com/track/youll-...
24 days of Christmas Movies for wierdos
I posted this last year, so the days of the week are off, but you get the idea.
screenopolis.com/list/a-weird...
I posted this last year, so the days of the week are off, but you get the idea.
screenopolis.com/list/a-weird...
A Weirdo’s Advent Calendar: 24 Under-Loved Christmas Movies - Screenopolis
Here are 24 nights of under-loved holiday films to fill your December with Christmas magic.
screenopolis.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
24 days of Christmas Movies for wierdos
I posted this last year, so the days of the week are off, but you get the idea.
screenopolis.com/list/a-weird...
I posted this last year, so the days of the week are off, but you get the idea.
screenopolis.com/list/a-weird...
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
There’s nothing more L.A. Then seeing Paul Stanley shopping at Ralphs
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There’s nothing more L.A. Then seeing Paul Stanley shopping at Ralphs
Reposted by Sean Keller
A potentially expensive lesson I can share for free:
What someone else *thinks* about you is none of your business.
What someone else *says* about you might be of interest to your lawyer.
What someone else *thinks* about you is none of your business.
What someone else *says* about you might be of interest to your lawyer.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A potentially expensive lesson I can share for free:
What someone else *thinks* about you is none of your business.
What someone else *says* about you might be of interest to your lawyer.
What someone else *thinks* about you is none of your business.
What someone else *says* about you might be of interest to your lawyer.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-we’re all slowly dying of radiation poisoning
-it’s a wasteland full of barbarians
-coming-of-age summer job/vacation creates friendship/relationship pains
-apes doing people things
-an iconoclastic artist delights in poetry of the gutter
-we’re all slowly dying of radiation poisoning
-it’s a wasteland full of barbarians
-coming-of-age summer job/vacation creates friendship/relationship pains
-apes doing people things
-an iconoclastic artist delights in poetry of the gutter
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-we’re all slowly dying of radiation poisoning
-it’s a wasteland full of barbarians
-coming-of-age summer job/vacation creates friendship/relationship pains
-apes doing people things
-an iconoclastic artist delights in poetry of the gutter
-we’re all slowly dying of radiation poisoning
-it’s a wasteland full of barbarians
-coming-of-age summer job/vacation creates friendship/relationship pains
-apes doing people things
-an iconoclastic artist delights in poetry of the gutter
Holy Fucking Shit It's Christmas!, by Sean Keller
track by Sean Keller
seankeller2.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Sean Keller
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
When is it cool to start posting Christmas stuff?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When is it cool to start posting Christmas stuff?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I’m going to this right now! Come join me!
Tonight, Sunday, November 9th at 8pm, come join our hosts @juliacmarchese.bsky.social & @theterigamble.bsky.social as they present 12 Hour Shift at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social - with director @breagrant.bsky.social in person!
Tix still available at the link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
Tix still available at the link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m going to this right now! Come join me!
Finally saw DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE and Jeremy Allan White gives the most impressive embodiment of a rockstar since Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finally saw DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE and Jeremy Allan White gives the most impressive embodiment of a rockstar since Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison
Reposted by Sean Keller
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶