Sean Keller
@theseankeller.bsky.social
I’ve written movies for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Sitting IN the fridge spitting beer on the floor is a mood.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sitting IN the fridge spitting beer on the floor is a mood.
He needs to finish his apocalypse Quadrilogy with IRIS (his unmade action/horror project)
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
He needs to finish his apocalypse Quadrilogy with IRIS (his unmade action/horror project)
D) all of the above?
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
D) all of the above?
Showed THE GUEST to my MFA screenwriting students and they lost their minds for the shower scene.
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Showed THE GUEST to my MFA screenwriting students and they lost their minds for the shower scene.
It’s the best Killer Santa film of all time. A beautiful character study of a descent into madness… and Christmas Magic!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s the best Killer Santa film of all time. A beautiful character study of a descent into madness… and Christmas Magic!!!!
I was lucky enough to open for her at Max’s on Broadway in Baltimore back in ‘93. She was very kind and quite funny. We shared a table at Bertha’s for pre-show bite to eat.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I was lucky enough to open for her at Max’s on Broadway in Baltimore back in ‘93. She was very kind and quite funny. We shared a table at Bertha’s for pre-show bite to eat.
I put an original song in Stone Cold (my 2nd film credit). It got cut, but it stayed on the call sheet, so I get residuals anyway!
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I put an original song in Stone Cold (my 2nd film credit). It got cut, but it stayed on the call sheet, so I get residuals anyway!
The OG Blob.
I was 5 and I knew that none of my doors or windows were sufficient for keeping it out, so of course I was going to be eaten/absorbed in my sleep.
I didn’t sleep for several days.
I was 5 and I knew that none of my doors or windows were sufficient for keeping it out, so of course I was going to be eaten/absorbed in my sleep.
I didn’t sleep for several days.
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The OG Blob.
I was 5 and I knew that none of my doors or windows were sufficient for keeping it out, so of course I was going to be eaten/absorbed in my sleep.
I didn’t sleep for several days.
I was 5 and I knew that none of my doors or windows were sufficient for keeping it out, so of course I was going to be eaten/absorbed in my sleep.
I didn’t sleep for several days.
And he bailed on his fiancée when she got cancer.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And he bailed on his fiancée when she got cancer.
He was a kook to work with. Love him!
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
He was a kook to work with. Love him!
We both know the answer
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We both know the answer