Sean Keller
@theseankeller.bsky.social
I’ve written movies for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
QTP with your favorite movie and album from the year you were born
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
QTP with your favorite movie and album from the year you were born
Laura Palmer
Halloween 2025
Halloween 2025
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Laura Palmer
Halloween 2025
Halloween 2025
The Dunwich Horror, it’s like Godspell, but the God is Yog-Sothoth
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Dunwich Horror, it’s like Godspell, but the God is Yog-Sothoth
Clearly Chelsea Stardust’s ALL THAT WE DESTROY
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Clearly Chelsea Stardust’s ALL THAT WE DESTROY
Silly sounds are my specialty
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Silly sounds are my specialty
Studio days are the best days
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Studio days are the best days
Not only did my hero, Edgar Allan Poe, master the short horror story and invent both detective fiction & treasure-hunt tales…
He also hypothesized the big bang, the expansion of the universe, and the existence of black holes years before scientific confirmation.
He also hypothesized the big bang, the expansion of the universe, and the existence of black holes years before scientific confirmation.
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not only did my hero, Edgar Allan Poe, master the short horror story and invent both detective fiction & treasure-hunt tales…
He also hypothesized the big bang, the expansion of the universe, and the existence of black holes years before scientific confirmation.
He also hypothesized the big bang, the expansion of the universe, and the existence of black holes years before scientific confirmation.
Gonna be Horror / Halloween documentary night.
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Gonna be Horror / Halloween documentary night.
And I’m proud to be the voice of Monster Planet!
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And I’m proud to be the voice of Monster Planet!
Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond is a pitch-perfect recreation of a mid-90s tv documentary. Possibly my favorite @chrislamartina.bsky.social film yet!!!
Essential Halloween Viewing!!!!
Essential Halloween Viewing!!!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond is a pitch-perfect recreation of a mid-90s tv documentary. Possibly my favorite @chrislamartina.bsky.social film yet!!!
Essential Halloween Viewing!!!!
Essential Halloween Viewing!!!!
I have a few weeks off from my professorial duties. Who needs script notes?
I’ve worked with Carpenter, Argento, Stardust, Refn, and even Tibor Takacs. I can help you.
I’ve worked with Carpenter, Argento, Stardust, Refn, and even Tibor Takacs. I can help you.
October 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I have a few weeks off from my professorial duties. Who needs script notes?
I’ve worked with Carpenter, Argento, Stardust, Refn, and even Tibor Takacs. I can help you.
I’ve worked with Carpenter, Argento, Stardust, Refn, and even Tibor Takacs. I can help you.
Couples costume no.1 down. Sally Hardesty & The Hitchhiker
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Couples costume no.1 down. Sally Hardesty & The Hitchhiker
I fucking love this film with all my heart, but WHY did none of these families clean up - even just a little - before allowing a camera crew into their homes?
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I fucking love this film with all my heart, but WHY did none of these families clean up - even just a little - before allowing a camera crew into their homes?
Love that the first thing I see is Fayna Sanchez singing one of my songs!
October 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Love that the first thing I see is Fayna Sanchez singing one of my songs!
I get teary thinking about middle-aged River Phoenix playing the dad in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER as the perfect bookend to his role in RUNNING ON EMPTY.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I get teary thinking about middle-aged River Phoenix playing the dad in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER as the perfect bookend to his role in RUNNING ON EMPTY.
Post a picture of you from a different era
When I lost on Jeopardy
When I lost on Jeopardy
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Post a picture of you from a different era
When I lost on Jeopardy
When I lost on Jeopardy
Apparently it’s Broadway musicals day, so here I am as Roger with Simone as Mimi in the 1st national tour of RENT
September 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Apparently it’s Broadway musicals day, so here I am as Roger with Simone as Mimi in the 1st national tour of RENT
Every frame of CHRISTINE is a fucking masterpiece and my appreciation grows with every rewatch.
And just when it feels like it can’t get better - Harry Dean Stanton shows up.
Top 3 King adaptation
Top 3 Carpenter film
Top 3 car film
And just when it feels like it can’t get better - Harry Dean Stanton shows up.
Top 3 King adaptation
Top 3 Carpenter film
Top 3 car film
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every frame of CHRISTINE is a fucking masterpiece and my appreciation grows with every rewatch.
And just when it feels like it can’t get better - Harry Dean Stanton shows up.
Top 3 King adaptation
Top 3 Carpenter film
Top 3 car film
And just when it feels like it can’t get better - Harry Dean Stanton shows up.
Top 3 King adaptation
Top 3 Carpenter film
Top 3 car film
It’s the simple pleasures in life…
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It’s the simple pleasures in life…
Went to Solvang. Met a troll.
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Went to Solvang. Met a troll.
Absolutely loving Jason Pargin’s I’M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT THIS BLACK BOX OF DOOM.
#losersbookclub
#losersbookclub
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Absolutely loving Jason Pargin’s I’M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT THIS BLACK BOX OF DOOM.
#losersbookclub
#losersbookclub
Three years married to the most magical woman in the world.
September 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Three years married to the most magical woman in the world.
On a Cryptid kick lately and it’s making me feel like my 9 year old self, obsessed with “In Search of…”
August 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
On a Cryptid kick lately and it’s making me feel like my 9 year old self, obsessed with “In Search of…”
