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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫

@therealspanglor.bsky.social

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Native Belfastard. Likes travelling, eating and drinking. Dabble with bread-making and baking. She/her. Expect typos.

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 1d

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 1d

Was it people with short legs that thought up the concept of "ankle grazer" trousers?!

Ideally trousers should cover the top of your shoes/feet or they are unfit for purpose.

a man in a suit stands in front of a white board that says wise words wednesday

Alt: a man in too-short trousers

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 1d

Could have saved themselves the drafting by just responding with "F*ck off!" 😩

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 3d

You'd never suspect the wretchedness he is capable of from that boudoir shot!

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 3d

"open minded": what every girl is looking for

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 3d

Oh dear, that's certainly not to her credit

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 3d

What did she do/not do?

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 3d

Is the cake the pistachiateau? If so, push thru the pain!

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 4d

I recall rhododendrons blooming about Easter time in my childhood. Botanic also full of crocuses I see. The season are upside down.

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 4d

Had three instances yesterday of, "what have I come in here for 🤔?" Steps aplenty

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 5d

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"Phew" yer bloody self!

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 6d

I hate the dentist (passionately) but it's all going to be ok.

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 7d

Was a second leaf of notage left after this one?:

Same handwritten note as in the previous message

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 8d

Me too, but I didn't get a badge!! 😞

Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 8d

Just noticed it auto "corrected" feckin to reckon. How dare they!!

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 8d

She'll be grand. They always are!

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 8d

Just saw one of those reckon huge spiders on the balcony. Not actually seen one outside before. Hoping I got the door closed but it was quare and light on its feet!

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Spanglor 🇺🇦 🍷🍫 @therealspanglor.bsky.social · 8d

Oh this one refused to move. Had to be persuaded by the very polite young man stuck in the car behind her. She reversed into the pavement with an unreasonable ferocity for someone completely in the wrong.