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Gavin Blair
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He/him. Nerd. Aging somewhat gracefully. Apparently some sort of Computer Animation pioneer. Doesn't use the word skeet.

Tax churches. Eat the rich.
Pinned
I hate (gestures at everything) all this for many blatantly obvious reasons but one not insignificant one is that it's made my Bluesky feed very grim and very sweary.

Really hoping things will turn around before old age claims me.

My insta is less grim. Deliberately. Honest.
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November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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pity the bereft cancelled man left with nothing but a comedy show and book deal
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Trump: drug traffickers are bad

Also Trump: no not that one
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Why don't we like "AI?"

You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.

The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
Mr. Kennedy said it’s an individual choice as to whether or not to vaccinate.

Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
RIP
Oof. He was truly a master, from Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern to Arcadia to Leopoldstadt—just a lifetime of tremendous, thought-provoking, hilarious work. RIP. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard dies at 88
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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“President says thing” is generally newsworthy because, well, it usually results in actual policy changes

increasingly, it’s just an angry old man typing into the void
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The only consistent thing about trump is he's consistently appalling.
trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”

also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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very cropped preview of my next fanart piece >:)
Listening to Pixel Grip is definitely helping
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
10/10 no notes
"Its "leaders" started sucking their own cocks in one big ouroboros circle jerk ceremony called "shareholder value generation" and birthed thinking machines that eventually deemed humans to be to stupid to breathe. The machines were not wrong."
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Quick question: will the book come out faster than the movies?
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Here’s a list of people that should be in jail.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Boom.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"

"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Women's Wrestling Champion? Star Trek?
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Mayor McSwagger passed his no fun less services but lots of cops budget.

What a dick.
Vancouver's 2026 draft budget has PASSED.

Approved on a 7-4 vote on party lines, with ABC in favour and councillors Fry/Bligh/Orr/Maloney opposed.

Property tax freeze, $50 million more for VPD, and cuts to Arts, Culture, Planning and Sustainability departments, among others.

Full story to come.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
RH3 basically broke even. Now president pig is getting a studio that "owes him" to employ another pig of a man to direct a movie nobody wants.

America 2025.

What would make this really funny would be trump croaking before the movie came out.
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?

just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.

Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM