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TheRatmanIsHere!

@theratmanreturns.bsky.social

230 followers 400 following 3K posts

Guy in Mid 20s currently evolving into his next form, do not disturb He/his

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 7h

Only 20-24 years?

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 9h

Only 20-24?

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve learned to stop caring about that stuff. It’d be cool to know but we aren’t likely to know that within our lifetimes if it ever happens at all. All that matters is the now.

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 10h

My brother in the christ our species will have evolved into crabs at that point

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 10h

Trump will be gone

And Monsieur Guillotine will remain

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 10h

Truly the economy is booming

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 11h

Gotta love internalized self hatred and loathing with a sprinkle of PTSD from 2 years of abuse and bullying

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 1d

Just keep it small and don’t leave stuff behind for me to clean

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Scaretoons @garrtoons.bsky.social · 1d

Lesson in life: all pumpkins are racist.

*looks at my profile pic*

.........Oh no.

Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 7d

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow only hits the grunt in the back and not the huge fuckass robot in front of you

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 1d

You got to watch out for those Vermonter rogue political parties, they’ll get you when you’re not looking

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 1d

Which film reminds you most of your childhood

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 2d

He’s just like me fr

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Car @garn47.bsky.social · Mar 7

picture day
body horror warning

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 2d

AI slop

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 3d

That’s what we (Americans) assumed and look where that got us. Don’t give the right wing so much as an inch because they’ll take a mile

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 3d

Oh absolutely, the betting scene is massive right now and everyone is getting in on it.

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 3d

Hey rest of America? Could we kindly PICK UP THE DAMN PACE AND HOLD OUR FUCKING MOMENTUM?!

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 3d

Is this not a deer country thing?

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 3d

Do it, it does wonders for your sanity

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 4d

Eww AI

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 4d

More than just that, the word NEEDS to be spread. This can’t be business as usual anymore.

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 4d

youtu.be/oO4WnYQlUCU?...

With musical accompaniment

Ween - Ocean Man but I added Vibrato

YouTube video by Pant Nickel

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 4d

Day X of College: Sunfish Man

TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 4d

Because they don’t want to upset the great leader