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Theo
@theozukowski.bsky.social
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(18+) author of queer dark romance & speculative erotica. undergrad student & library assistant. non-binary trans masc. (he/they) theozukowski.com
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You can become a writer, you can cut your tits off, you can do whatever you want because there are no rules
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"But they can still buy it!"

Not if they pass KOSA and the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act they can't! They'll be blocked out or charged on obscenity charges if they do! Call your reps, meet your library boards, and do it now! Before it gets worse!
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the real villian is late stage capitalism
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Advice for new BlueSky users:

This place is a message and part of a system of messages.

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?
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Why pay for chat GPT for reguriated porn slop when you can pay us erotic artisans to produce the finest perverse wares catered to you most esoteric and obscene kinks

Hell if you want we can RP with you too
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13. Beetlejuice (1988) — re-watch. An all time favorite, of course!
12. Underwater (2020) — re-watch.
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The irony that they’re preparing for the very doom they’re actively creating would be hilarious if we weren’t all fucked
"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own bunker, who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves.'

The techbros will be the first to be torn to pieces by mobs if society collapses
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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“Don’t sexualize this” “Don’t sexualize that” sexualize all fiction actually
11. Tremors (1990) — re-watch. I was probably too young when I first saw this movie, but it's one of those foundational films that made me love horror. Always a favorite.
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Sums it up nicely. Every time I see some "proship dni" in someone's bio I sigh heavily because most the time it doesn't mean anything at all.
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Ubisoft rejecting a game about a formerly enslaved Black man returning to the South to fight for justice during Reconstruction for being "too political" tells you everything you need to know about about the rot at the core of everything.
i'm upset that ubisoft cancelled reconstruction-era assassin’s creed because i am an avid collector of games where you get to kill the klan and i want a third one
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Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.
10. Knock at the Cabin (2023) — re-watch. One of the rare adaptations I feel is stronger than the source material.
9. Hush (2016) — First watch. Pretty good movie! I would have liked to see it in theaters.
8. The VVitch (2015) — re-watch. A modern classic! I've only seen this movie once before, but I really think it's worth all the hype.
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
7. The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) — re-watch. This movie has a peculiar place in my heart for actually triggering a panic attack. I watch it out of spite now.