The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Pinned
Legit press release from earlier today.
“Nearly half of men are unhappy about the size of their penis, and about a third experience erectile dysfunction. Yet not many men know that regenerative penile injections (p-shots) using platelet-rich fibrin (PRF) therapy can…
“Nearly half of men are unhappy about the size of their penis, and about a third experience erectile dysfunction. Yet not many men know that regenerative penile injections (p-shots) using platelet-rich fibrin (PRF) therapy can…
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Legit press release from earlier today.
“Nearly half of men are unhappy about the size of their penis, and about a third experience erectile dysfunction. Yet not many men know that regenerative penile injections (p-shots) using platelet-rich fibrin (PRF) therapy can…
“Nearly half of men are unhappy about the size of their penis, and about a third experience erectile dysfunction. Yet not many men know that regenerative penile injections (p-shots) using platelet-rich fibrin (PRF) therapy can…
Really want some choc chip cookies. 🍪
Feeling a bit ick.
Feeling a bit ick.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Really want some choc chip cookies. 🍪
Feeling a bit ick.
Feeling a bit ick.
Thought cutting my nails would help limit my scratching. Not so much. Now I just dig harder. Fucking loser.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thought cutting my nails would help limit my scratching. Not so much. Now I just dig harder. Fucking loser.
I like rumbly thunder. But these window-shakers are not my vibe.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I like rumbly thunder. But these window-shakers are not my vibe.
Three weeks (13 days since they’ve decided we need a two-day year-end thing) and I’m really not motivated at all to get my work all wrapped up by then. Would totally outsource if I could.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Three weeks (13 days since they’ve decided we need a two-day year-end thing) and I’m really not motivated at all to get my work all wrapped up by then. Would totally outsource if I could.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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My cat sofas are at the cheapest they have ever been... Grab a bargain for your cat! #BlueskyCats #Proofofcat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #BlackFriday
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My cat sofas are at the cheapest they have ever been... Grab a bargain for your cat! #BlueskyCats #Proofofcat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #BlackFriday
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
Watching Yellowjackets and knitting my friend a yellow jumper.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Watching Yellowjackets and knitting my friend a yellow jumper.
Want (in bronze).
Tuchus Bum Vase - Collectors
The Tuchus Vase is a handcrafted ceramic piece that playfully reimagines form and function. A bold statement décor item that brings humor and sculptural artistry to any space.
www.rialheim.co.za
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Want (in bronze).
Bruce. I guess it’s the season for them.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bruce. I guess it’s the season for them.
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
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Take your meds. Drink some water. Relax your shoulders. Become uncomfortably aware that you can see your nose at all times but your brain refuses to acknowledge its existence.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Take your meds. Drink some water. Relax your shoulders. Become uncomfortably aware that you can see your nose at all times but your brain refuses to acknowledge its existence.
The gin is hitting. Will do the dishes and then maybe knit. Or nap. Resist the urge to get chocolate cake.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The gin is hitting. Will do the dishes and then maybe knit. Or nap. Resist the urge to get chocolate cake.
I don’t understand stuffing - chicken, turkey, etc. and why it’s only done this time of the year.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I don’t understand stuffing - chicken, turkey, etc. and why it’s only done this time of the year.
It’s been a long time since the right hip has out-pained the left. And I am not amused.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s been a long time since the right hip has out-pained the left. And I am not amused.
I really wish my body would stop this early morning sleep and breathing incompatibility. Or dozing and breathing. It’s not a great feeling. And results in feeling so very, very tired as a result.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I really wish my body would stop this early morning sleep and breathing incompatibility. Or dozing and breathing. It’s not a great feeling. And results in feeling so very, very tired as a result.
First rain spider of the season dispatched. And it’s not even the only arachnid encounter in the past 12 hours.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
First rain spider of the season dispatched. And it’s not even the only arachnid encounter in the past 12 hours.
Need fun little treats.
Limited edition enamel pins - A Little Twisted
Order our limited-edition enamel pins today
alittletwisted.co.za
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Need fun little treats.
Kind of in love with this - necklace, earrings, ring.
Ocean's Oath Necklace
At Helena Sea Point, we announce that we are closing our collection. Before we close, we want to give you the opportunity to shop with great discounts by offering you up to -75% OFF OUR ENTIRE COLLECT...
helenaseapoint.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kind of in love with this - necklace, earrings, ring.
Uhm. Cake Festival? Yes please!
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Uhm. Cake Festival? Yes please!
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Do you know someone with feet? You do! Then they need one of these... Currently 30%off craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Do you know someone with feet? You do! Then they need one of these... Currently 30%off craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4409...
Should go to sleep. But I’ve started a new book. Dumbass.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Should go to sleep. But I’ve started a new book. Dumbass.
Unlike last year, this year’s holiday has lots for me to do.
Update the gin guide
Sort out and upload all the stories
Finishing friend’s jumper
Do some cross stitch
Maybe knit something for myself
And of course, binge watch stuff and completely mess up my sleep schedule.
Update the gin guide
Sort out and upload all the stories
Finishing friend’s jumper
Do some cross stitch
Maybe knit something for myself
And of course, binge watch stuff and completely mess up my sleep schedule.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Unlike last year, this year’s holiday has lots for me to do.
Update the gin guide
Sort out and upload all the stories
Finishing friend’s jumper
Do some cross stitch
Maybe knit something for myself
And of course, binge watch stuff and completely mess up my sleep schedule.
Update the gin guide
Sort out and upload all the stories
Finishing friend’s jumper
Do some cross stitch
Maybe knit something for myself
And of course, binge watch stuff and completely mess up my sleep schedule.
Made myself a big pot of melkkos for comfort. Lots of sugar. Lots of cinnamon.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Made myself a big pot of melkkos for comfort. Lots of sugar. Lots of cinnamon.