The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
It’s good to have the occasional reminder.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s good to have the occasional reminder.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Maybe that’s just me then.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe that’s just me then.
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
Your parliament could never.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Your parliament could never.
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.
Happy happy Stu!
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy happy Stu!
How long do I have to wait before asking when my invoice will be paid? I’m so tired of everything.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How long do I have to wait before asking when my invoice will be paid? I’m so tired of everything.
I needed a laugh today.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I needed a laugh today.
Deleting some old pics off the phone. There was a time I was actually able to apply false eyelashes and draw a cat eye.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Deleting some old pics off the phone. There was a time I was actually able to apply false eyelashes and draw a cat eye.
IT’S COMPLETELY TRUE, Tina. Neil is head posho. Also chairman of the overthinkers club.
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
IT’S COMPLETELY TRUE, Tina. Neil is head posho. Also chairman of the overthinkers club.
Uhm, so I need a calendar for 2026. For the puppies. Honest.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Uhm, so I need a calendar for 2026. For the puppies. Honest.
Whomst buys a private school sandwich for R90?! (Not me! Got myself a public school tuck shop special: ham and cheese on white.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Whomst buys a private school sandwich for R90?! (Not me! Got myself a public school tuck shop special: ham and cheese on white.)
Not sure how I’m going to decipher my granddad’s chicken scratch handwriting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Not sure how I’m going to decipher my granddad’s chicken scratch handwriting.
Fortunately, I have no swimsuit plans.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Fortunately, I have no swimsuit plans.
Just saying.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just saying.
I refuse to join this cult @bwianair.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @nikkijayne.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I refuse to join this cult @bwianair.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @nikkijayne.bsky.social
Is it just me, or is this a very weird collab?
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is it just me, or is this a very weird collab?