The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
That hose has quite the trajectory…
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That hose has quite the trajectory…
Well, it could go one of two ways, I guess.
a woman peeking out of a white door with a tree in the background
Alt: Misty from Yellowjackets.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well, it could go one of two ways, I guess.
The headline has a typo. It should read “The Cuntiest Fucking Cunt”. Apologies for the French.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The headline has a typo. It should read “The Cuntiest Fucking Cunt”. Apologies for the French.
It sounds magnificent.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It sounds magnificent.
help them regain their vitality and self-confidence, improving sexual function, sensation, erection quality, and – some men report – a noticeable increase of length and girth.”
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
help them regain their vitality and self-confidence, improving sexual function, sensation, erection quality, and – some men report – a noticeable increase of length and girth.”
My three spirits?
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Gin
Tequila
Rum
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My three spirits?
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Oh you look magnificent! Love the whole outfit.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh you look magnificent! Love the whole outfit.
Graaaaaains - zombie goose.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Graaaaaains - zombie goose.
Yeah, I figured.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah, I figured.
Fairy and Marv’s dog. He’s still a puppy (a year and a bit, I think). Super adorable.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fairy and Marv’s dog. He’s still a puppy (a year and a bit, I think). Super adorable.
Think many of your followers would disagree. And I count for two votes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Think many of your followers would disagree. And I count for two votes.
I like the green.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I like the green.
My vote is Arlo. I think he’s top of everyone’s list, even if they’ve never met him.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My vote is Arlo. I think he’s top of everyone’s list, even if they’ve never met him.
Free feet on the internet!
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Free feet on the internet!
We need a Det calendar. Or a gutters calendar at the very least.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We need a Det calendar. Or a gutters calendar at the very least.
It’s me. I’m so sparkly I blind everyone (which is why the block me).
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s me. I’m so sparkly I blind everyone (which is why the block me).