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yeah i like watching andor.
seinfeld and/or frasier
seinfeld and/or frasier
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
yeah i like watching andor.
seinfeld and/or frasier
seinfeld and/or frasier
“ghosts on cbs is actually a funny and charming showwwwwww” I scream as they drag me off to cheugy jail
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“ghosts on cbs is actually a funny and charming showwwwwww” I scream as they drag me off to cheugy jail
i love gross flavored energy drinks but i dont need that much caffeine. but u cant just be an adult drinking like, caffeine-free gummy worm soda. no solution for this unfortunately
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i love gross flavored energy drinks but i dont need that much caffeine. but u cant just be an adult drinking like, caffeine-free gummy worm soda. no solution for this unfortunately
when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say “oh cool”. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say “oh cool”. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025
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I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
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I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
I don’t watch basketball but goddamn I love basketball posting. Sincerely. Best sports posts hands down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
if you say “this tastes like play-doh” and someone goes “how would you know what play-doh tastes like?” you don’t need that person around. no imagination ass
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you say “this tastes like play-doh” and someone goes “how would you know what play-doh tastes like?” you don’t need that person around. no imagination ass
ya know what, why not
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ya know what, why not
this is how triscuits taste
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this is how triscuits taste
steal money from bank send to my account
this is a poem btw
this is a poem btw
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
steal money from bank send to my account
this is a poem btw
this is a poem btw
i feel a little bad for my cat when i smoke weed. So yeah i think i’d be a pretty responsible parent
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i feel a little bad for my cat when i smoke weed. So yeah i think i’d be a pretty responsible parent
cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer
churus for people when
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
churus for people when
and when they had finished sarah snook, unto them i gave claire danes 🙏
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
and when they had finished sarah snook, unto them i gave claire danes 🙏
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
when u dont have creative work to do, doing something creative seems like the best thing in the world. when u have creative work to do, eating some rice in the dark seems like the best thing in the world
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
when u dont have creative work to do, doing something creative seems like the best thing in the world. when u have creative work to do, eating some rice in the dark seems like the best thing in the world
do these people…not…use text messages
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
do these people…not…use text messages
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
going to the grocery store when its already dark out in the winter top 5 worst fuckin vibes
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
going to the grocery store when its already dark out in the winter top 5 worst fuckin vibes
nobody needs to say anymore “you can actually make a healthy and filling meal with a pot of rice and beans” everyone on earth has been informed
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
nobody needs to say anymore “you can actually make a healthy and filling meal with a pot of rice and beans” everyone on earth has been informed
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As a society we must find a way to separate antisemitism and hating Dave Portnoy
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As a society we must find a way to separate antisemitism and hating Dave Portnoy
soo hard being in a mixed reading-aloud-signs-out-the-window relationship
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
soo hard being in a mixed reading-aloud-signs-out-the-window relationship
not me being too tired to go to my sleep study. hack as hell
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
not me being too tired to go to my sleep study. hack as hell
posting about voting but u have no manners, bro ur worried about the wrong Common Pleas
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
posting about voting but u have no manners, bro ur worried about the wrong Common Pleas
me 3 houra before a show: its fine just say your exact jokes the way you wrote them!!
me 3 minutes before a show: say 😈 something 😈 random
me 3 minutes before a show: say 😈 something 😈 random
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
me 3 houra before a show: its fine just say your exact jokes the way you wrote them!!
me 3 minutes before a show: say 😈 something 😈 random
me 3 minutes before a show: say 😈 something 😈 random