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Professional traffic dodger.
Amateur sarcastic hockey observer.
2017 NASA astronaut applicant.
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“I’d pay folding money to see Mark Kelly punch out some folks the way Buzz Aldrin punched out that moon landing conspiracy theorist.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
As someone new(ish) to F1 thanks to Cadillac, Checo, and Bottas in '26, are the end of season races this petty? And also this boring?
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Thankful for these two. Despite the brown one not liking the cold, they both made me go for their nightly excursion.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There are two dogs in this world...

The brown and white one says this is bullsh*t and would like to know when it will be summer again.

...and she's the one who's part husky according to DNA tests!
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What a hell of a "... and I'm running for President," this video would be.
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Next out of the oven, corn casserole. Sweet potatoes and the bird on deck.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Yes! Feel like shit? Treat yourself like a plant!

Drink Water!

Find a bit of light and breeze, with a view!

Solid substrate with good drainage!

Pick a corner and make it YOURS no one else gets it. Grow grow grow until you're too intimidating to repot

That corner is yours now

🖤🤎💚THRIVE💚🤎🖤
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Trumplican" was right there for the taking.

Worst marketing rebrand since the HBO Max Go Max Now effort.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pumpkin pies are in the oven!
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For those who want a unique twist to watching the Vegas F1 race tonight, the Nevada DOT traffic cameras are still active during the race:
www.nvroads.com
Nevada 511
Provides up to the minute traffic and transit information for Nevada. View the real time traffic map with travel times, traffic accident details, traffic cameras and other road conditions. Plan your t...
www.nvroads.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dear ESPN: please, for the love of GOD don't make me hunt for whichever network is airing the game and make the stream available in-app. Blackout rules suck ***.

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/19/m...
Major League Baseball announces new media rights deals for NBC, ESPN and Netflix
MLB officially announced new media rights deals with NBC, Netflix and ESPN until 2028.
www.cnbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You know what? I'm sick of seeing these Republicans think they're above the law. How can I sue them for millions for having to listen to their bullshit?
LINDSEY GRAHAM: This was worse than Watergate. An effort to destroy President Trump and come after people like me. I'm gonna sue the hell out of these people

HANNITY: How much?

GRAHAM: Tens of millions of dollars. I went to Fani Willis in Atlanta, spent $1.2 million with that bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is pure art. 😍😍 The color-on-color match up is gorgeous. NHL really needs to allow this more often.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
BUY INSURANCE FROM WHOM? The whole point of ACA was to make insurance accessible. BCBS, UMR, Aetna ain't gonna deal with individual buyers at a reasonable cost.

Gawd. Its giving:
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Took advantage of what will like be the last sunny and 70 degree day in Chicagoland to get the bulk of my Chirstmas lights up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wild how far TikTok's Nikalie has caused great disturbances throughout the churches.
Trump: The bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans—so important and so big in the bible.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is... is it really that hard to "reboot" the franchise? *stares at the MCU's and DCU's dozen failed starts*
They literally rebooted the franchise solely for Craig and so Sony could produce the films after the whole McClory fiasco.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One little snowstorm and they skedaddle from town. Cowards.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM