Judson
@thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social
Lvl46 Fighter/Mage/Dad. I’m here to play board games and kick ass, and I can’t really do the second thing, so pull up a chair. I also play disc golf and run from zombies. Cancer survivor?
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Judson
@thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I would never have thought "I hope the President-elect picks Marco Rubio to be Secretary of State" but here we are
Hoooooooooo boy
While fixating/spiraling on how awful everything is going to get, I think I might actually have underestimated how dumb it will all be at the same time.
Things I am thankful for this year: My family. My friends. This photo. End of list.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Things I am thankful for this year: My family. My friends. This photo. End of list.
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Hitler was bad.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
Perry: The pro-Hitler problem with the American right
"We need to get back to the basics: Hitler was bad. The people who suggest otherwise are also bad," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hitler was bad.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
Just gifted a print copy to my stepdad and about to pick up another for myself.
Supporting dark humor in dark times and necessary work in this critical moment.
Supporting dark humor in dark times and necessary work in this critical moment.
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just gifted a print copy to my stepdad and about to pick up another for myself.
Supporting dark humor in dark times and necessary work in this critical moment.
Supporting dark humor in dark times and necessary work in this critical moment.
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Start the clock - 2 weeks until he resigns to spend more time monitoring his son's masturbating.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Start the clock - 2 weeks until he resigns to spend more time monitoring his son's masturbating.
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For those without a whistle handy, but near oak trees, did you know you can whistle with an acorn top? My stepdad taught me this method when I was a Cub Scout.
youtube.com/shorts/d3WTV...
youtube.com/shorts/d3WTV...
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
For those without a whistle handy, but near oak trees, did you know you can whistle with an acorn top? My stepdad taught me this method when I was a Cub Scout.
youtube.com/shorts/d3WTV...
youtube.com/shorts/d3WTV...
I don't think they've yet invented a word for how loathsome a person our president* is.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don't think they've yet invented a word for how loathsome a person our president* is.
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rats flee sinking ship
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
rats flee sinking ship
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Donald Trump could have just kept his mouth shut about Jamal Khashoggi.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Donald Trump could have just kept his mouth shut about Jamal Khashoggi.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
WWJD = Who Would Jesus Deport?
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
WWJD = Who Would Jesus Deport?
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NYT: A wise and deeply moving letter to the editor from a retired history teacher Liz Zucker.
“Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...
“Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NYT: A wise and deeply moving letter to the editor from a retired history teacher Liz Zucker.
“Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...
“Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Not one billionaire has ever finished the assigned reading even once, huh?
The first rule of plutocrat AI competitions is 1. name your new company with a classical allusion or Tolkien reference. I see Bezos went with the former. How… great.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not one billionaire has ever finished the assigned reading even once, huh?
Seems bad, but I'm no fancy economist who can explain why inflation going up and development cratering is actually good and was totally the plan all along.
SOUTHERN BIZ & DEVELOPMENT: “Economic project activity in the 🇺🇸 South lowest since 1994… shockingly low job/investment generating projects… employers do not know rules of this economy, seem to change daily…” (cc: @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn)
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November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Seems bad, but I'm no fancy economist who can explain why inflation going up and development cratering is actually good and was totally the plan all along.
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"Our troops should not have a pedophile as commander-in-chief" is something I would say a lot if I was a fancy Democratic member of Congress.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Our troops should not have a pedophile as commander-in-chief" is something I would say a lot if I was a fancy Democratic member of Congress.
Really dark mirror to hold up to the nation when the convicted sex trafficker was on the right side of history on the issue of ‘Is Trump bad?’ while our voters are still split relatively evenly.
Still working our way through approx. 23,000 pages of Epstein related documents released by House Oversight Cmte.
In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Really dark mirror to hold up to the nation when the convicted sex trafficker was on the right side of history on the issue of ‘Is Trump bad?’ while our voters are still split relatively evenly.
But what about all the emails that don't explicitly call Donald a pedophile, Ben, huh? HUH?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
But what about all the emails that don't explicitly call Donald a pedophile, Ben, huh? HUH?!
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
Oh yeah. It's definitely a trap. Better not do anything at all about it; it will absolutely go away without any repercussions. Like a measles outbreak at a homeschool meetup.
Fox News' Lawrence Jones: "I keep hearing this talking point from Democrats that the next election is gonna be about healthcare. That the president has to solve that. I think that's a trap! ... [people] aren't talking on a day-to-day basis about healthcare. So don't fall in that trap."
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh yeah. It's definitely a trap. Better not do anything at all about it; it will absolutely go away without any repercussions. Like a measles outbreak at a homeschool meetup.