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Judson
@thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social
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Lvl46 Fighter/Mage/Dad. I’m here to play board games and kick ass, and I can’t really do the second thing, so pull up a chair. I also play disc golf and run from zombies. Cancer survivor?
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And this is why...
Cover of a 155pg lined notebook you can purchase on Amazon, with light blue to deep purple bubble pattern and the text: "I don't fuck republicans" Link to the product: https://www.amazon.com/Republicans-8x10in-Notebook-Lined-Pages/dp/B08XN7HY2C
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Weird how discarding any humanist principles must slow you down - you’d think you’d go faster without carrying all this compassion and empathy around.

Anyway, I guess it sucks to suck, lCE (who I would tag if they weren’t already blocked).
Screenshot of the first 1.5 miles of my 4 mile run this morning, done in 12:17, with a snapshot speed of 7’47”/mile. App used was once called Zombies, Run!, maybe ZRX now? Mainly taken to mock America’s racist cousins and uncles failing to run the same distance with more than 2 minutes of cushion to qualify for joining ICE.
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Pretty sure it’s this one…
ChatGPT fucks my wife and I'm really not all that pressed about it. A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment, the fatal flaw made obsolete. She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history: Alcibiades' favorite positions, King Edward's lessons from the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how and when she wants it— Work smarter, not harder, right? It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged, achievements reached, orgasms tallied It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can spend checking my email. But I press my ear against the door, sometimes, and wonder what I'm missing. - Abigail Sims
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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2017, after my first shower post-surgery. The kid can drive now and the beard got too gray so I shaved it off.
Image of a 38yo bearded man in glasses and a Marvel T-shirt with his 8yo son in an Atlanta Braves hat. The man’s overprotective (complimentary) mother is visible in the background, refusing to leave until she is convinced the cancer is on the ropes. Fortunately it was.
September 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I sac my Aether Turtle. Your turn.
Image of Magic the Gathering card "Abjure": Mana cost: 1 blue Type: Interrupt Description: Sacrifice a blue permanent: Counter target spell Flavor text: Mirri's hackles rose as Ertai continued expounding his virtues. "If that arrogant brat doesn't shut up soon," she growled to herself, "I'm going to have to kill him."
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Still of Taylor Swift in sunglasses and blue dress with the text "F*ck me up, Florida."
September 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Let’s learn something new, from @marcelineleiman.bsky.social
Photo of Marceline Leiman’s board game High Tide from Underdog Games. And a beer.
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I'm on it.
Front vanity license plate, white gothic text on a black background, "the horrors persist but so do i".
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I’m of two minds.
Pie chart which is 7/8 blue, 1/8 yellow, where the legend reads: “Blue - NO; Yellow - NO, but in yellow”
June 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I have some notes.

Specifically, the monstrosity known as the CyberTruck is not from any future I wish to be a part of - he wanted it to look like it was from 'Bladerunner' and instead it just looks like a dumpster fucked an industrial fridge.
First paragraph of the linked article with the word 'futuristic-looking' highlighted.
May 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Ooh, predatory markets *AND* an economic fire alarm blaring in the distance? Smells like late-stage capitalism at its finest...
Business Insider headline: "Demand is through the roof": inside America's trailer-park boom
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Nailed the weight conversion on my first attempt.
Image of discord chat transcript: Judson: Translating all of this to reality, he's actually 6'1", 284, on a good day Tino: someone last week posted the formulas you'd need to apply to the released numbers in order to approximate reality Judson: Oh, how close am I? Tino: let me see if I can find it Image from bsky post by Mrs. Betty Bowers showing formula for calculating Trump's weight as Actual Weight = Purported Weight x 1.27 Judson: Nailed the weight
April 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
Boy (15), girls (12 & 7), standing with their backs to the camera and toes in the surf on Carolina Beach, NC in August 2024.
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Nice! We are behind 3rd base!
View from behind 3rd base at the Durham Bulls Athletic Park on April 3rd, 2025
April 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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There's a great @stonekettle.bsky.social quote for situations like this...
Screenshot of a post by Jim Wright (AKA stonekettle) reading: "No more self-awareness than a dog licking its own ass in the middle of a public sidewalk."
March 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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If anyone needs a pick me up today…
Discord chat message from my friend Dan: “If you do a google search for "Tesla stock price" and sit there with the results page on your screen, the number updates in real time every few seconds and you can just watch it losing value minute by minute as you edge ever closer to orgasm.”
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Found it - not as bad as I feared, but yeah, a little unfortunate at this moment.
Image of the ankle tattoo from the OP, featuring a yellow helmet with a red crest and the word 'Roman' in flowing script above.
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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And even more foolishly, he (or more likely, whoever he copied/stole the post from) ended the diatribe with: “So, now… shut up!”

I am... disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

I dissent.

Hell no.**

** - I'm including my reply bc I'm petty & also inordinately proud of the 'Inside Out' insult.
A screenshot of a Facebook reply by Judson Parrish with a picture of Disgust, Anger, and Fear from the movie 'Inside Out' and including the following text: "Charlie Parrish please, tell me you copied and pasted this garbage from somewhere and didn’t actually write it yourself. I went through every single claim, just in case, and not one of them holds up to a second of scrutiny. Not a single one. No sources of actually reliable reporting can back up any of this partisan hack trash. It’s propaganda and lies at every turn. I could go through them in this reply, and debunk and disprove every claim, while simultaneously exposing your hypocrisy on issues like immigration and national security, and I would - if I thought there was even a chance that you could be swayed by a rational argument and evidence. But there isn’t. You’ve abandoned those fundamental pillars of logical reasoning and cling instead to lies that make you feel…whatever it is that you need to feel right now. Anger, perhaps, at a nation that has moved on from what you imagined it to be in your youth. Fear, that the changes you’ve noticed are outside of your control and understanding. Disgust, which lets you lash out at the causes of your anger and fear, trying to eliminate them, or at least drive them back under the bed or into the closet so you can ignore them like you used to be able to. Basically, you’re Riley from Inside Out, while Joy is sucked out of headquarters. I hope someday your Joy finds her way home.
February 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"Peacemaking" is a weird way to describe ethnic cleansing and genocide, @cnn.com
Sub-header from CNN.com on Trump's plan to send US troops to occupy Gaza and develop it. "Analysis: Trump's Gaza 'Riviera' plan is the most outlandish idea in the history of US Middle East peacemaking" This completely ignores the plain fact that this is not aimed at "peacemaking", but genocide.
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I don’t save a lot of celeb pics, so I guess this is the best I have - it’s not great, Bobs!
Screenshot of skeet by Dave Levitan with a shot from the movie “Office Space” featuring the two Bobs, asking, “What would you say you do here?”, as a quote skeet from Caitlin Gilbert asking, “wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs?”
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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A man in a plaid shirt and puffy vest stares disapprovingly at the camera, with his fists on his hips.
January 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Southern Style breakfast crepe from Press Coffee and Crepes in Durham, NC, stuffed with scrambled eggs, green peppers, roasted red peppers, red onion, breakfast potatoes and hoop cheese. Topped with sausage gravy
January 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Got that BDE: big dril energy.
Image of a classic dril tweet, reading "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
January 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The pure optimism of my 8yo. I hope she can keep some of that into adulthood.
Sign in a suburban kitchen reading, “I want to give a high 5 to 2025”.
December 31, 2024 at 3:54 AM