The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
· Nov 22
a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
ALT: a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
media.tenor.com
Noobs: Put SOMETHING in your bio if you wanna play this follow game. Anything will do. You smell like a bot
Operation 'BADA* BING' is working as planned
*Benzos, Adderall, Dementia, Age
*Benzos, Adderall, Dementia, Age
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Operation 'BADA* BING' is working as planned
*Benzos, Adderall, Dementia, Age
*Benzos, Adderall, Dementia, Age
I'm beginning to think illegally blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats isn't about drug trafficking
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm beginning to think illegally blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats isn't about drug trafficking
If he shoots down a passenger airline, republicans will immediately, and unanimously, remand him to The Hague, right?
RIGHT???
RIGHT???
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If he shoots down a passenger airline, republicans will immediately, and unanimously, remand him to The Hague, right?
RIGHT???
RIGHT???
The person running the DHS account is:
1) An overweight 22 yr old male, who
2) Has never had a girlfriend, and
3) Lives with his mom and 4th stepdad
1) An overweight 22 yr old male, who
2) Has never had a girlfriend, and
3) Lives with his mom and 4th stepdad
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The person running the DHS account is:
1) An overweight 22 yr old male, who
2) Has never had a girlfriend, and
3) Lives with his mom and 4th stepdad
1) An overweight 22 yr old male, who
2) Has never had a girlfriend, and
3) Lives with his mom and 4th stepdad
I'd prefer a human Real Doll in a maximum security prison shower
One day, Stephen Miller will be treated like a human piñata.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'd prefer a human Real Doll in a maximum security prison shower
Still die of syphilis
OPINION: I've been struggling to imagine Elon Musk might do if he gets his trillion-dollar payday.
Here's how we supercharge attempts to hold Elon Musk to account
I’ve been struggling to imagine Elon Musk might do if he gets his trillion-dollar payday. He could spend a million dollars a day for 3,000 years. Or, more realistically, $100 million a day for 30 years. He could spend the $290 million he invested in Donald Trump’s re-election and do it 3,400 times, ...
bit.ly
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Still die of syphilis
Imagine THIS is your message on a day that celebrates Indigenous Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Imagine THIS is your message on a day that celebrates Indigenous Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants
Hear me out...
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/p...
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
Erika Kirk says Turning Point’s efforts to support Vance in 2028 are ‘in the works’ | CNN Politics
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.”
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hear me out...
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
She had Kirk whacked to cozy up to JD and push out Usha, with eyes on becoming the next FLOTUS
Community Notes: Taco Bell isn't open on Thanksgiving
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Community Notes: Taco Bell isn't open on Thanksgiving
I'd forgotten what the Oval Office fireplace used to look like
From our family to yours, happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'd forgotten what the Oval Office fireplace used to look like
Happy "Original Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants" Day
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy "Original Americans sharing their bounty with undocumented European immigrants" Day
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
It's the reason we are where we are
That not a single reporter's immediate response to "Piggy" was "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Cowardice
Envy is one of those pesky "sins", isn't it?
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Envy is one of those pesky "sins", isn't it?
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered Jair Bolsonaro, former president, to begin serving his 27 year sentence at the Federal Police headquarters
Not to defend G.I. Joke, but...
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not to defend G.I. Joke, but...
Oh, that famous 73 IQ is doing a LOT of lifting today
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh, that famous 73 IQ is doing a LOT of lifting today
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Imagine strutting around, thinking you just owned the libs
Hear me out...
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hear me out...
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
Maybe the demolition wasn't the 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 thing to happen to the East Wing
I just assumed he was a moron before, but now I really need to see WhiskeyLeaks's ASVAB score
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just assumed he was a moron before, but now I really need to see WhiskeyLeaks's ASVAB score
I almost empathized with him...until he admitted he voted for Shitler
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I almost empathized with him...until he admitted he voted for Shitler
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
Of course it's the woman who's between his legs
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Of course it's the woman who's between his legs
Ok...
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ok...
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
#1 - He looks like the people he's helping to disappear, and
#2 - No law enforcement agency trains people to hold a gun sideways...you can't aim it and the shell casing will eject into your face
While I appreciate the humor, if you're gonna Photoshop shit like this, at least have the skill to font-match
Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
While I appreciate the humor, if you're gonna Photoshop shit like this, at least have the skill to font-match
Cool, cool, now do whatever the fuck these are
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cool, cool, now do whatever the fuck these are