The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
· Nov 22
a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
ALT: a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
media.tenor.com
Noobs: Put SOMETHING in your bio if you wanna play this follow game. Anything will do. You smell like a bot
You immediately know what's about to happen...
...and, still, you're welcome
youtube.com/shorts/UbODN...
...and, still, you're welcome
youtube.com/shorts/UbODN...
Your Love on Rubber Chickens By Lord Vinheteiro
YouTube video by Vinheteiro
youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You immediately know what's about to happen...
...and, still, you're welcome
youtube.com/shorts/UbODN...
...and, still, you're welcome
youtube.com/shorts/UbODN...
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
And like that, emails were no longer a big deal
a close up of a man 's face with his hands on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hands on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And like that, emails were no longer a big deal
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
The ONLY reason Li'l Mikey would've agreed to swear her in, is if one of these agreed to retract their signature
Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)
Nancy Mace (R-S.C.)
Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)
My money's on Nancy
Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)
Nancy Mace (R-S.C.)
Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)
My money's on Nancy
The 218th Signature: Will Today Finally Force the Epstein Files Vote?
open.substack.com/pub/50501/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/50501/p/...
The 218th Signature: Will Today Finally Force the Epstein Files Vote?
Adelita Grijalva’s oath may trigger the most consequential vote Congress has faced in years.
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The ONLY reason Li'l Mikey would've agreed to swear her in, is if one of these agreed to retract their signature
Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)
Nancy Mace (R-S.C.)
Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)
My money's on Nancy
Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)
Nancy Mace (R-S.C.)
Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)
My money's on Nancy
Having spent half my life under water it still slaps me in the face when I remember that these goofy mutherfukers are just straight up holding their breath the entire time
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Having spent half my life under water it still slaps me in the face when I remember that these goofy mutherfukers are just straight up holding their breath the entire time
Is Chicken Noodle a soup?
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is Chicken Noodle a soup?
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it”
― Ferris Bueller
― Ferris Bueller
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it”
― Ferris Bueller
― Ferris Bueller
With these published emails, it would be too incriminating to commute GMax's sentence now
I predict she'll be 'Epsteined' by Xmas
I predict she'll be 'Epsteined' by Xmas
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
With these published emails, it would be too incriminating to commute GMax's sentence now
I predict she'll be 'Epsteined' by Xmas
I predict she'll be 'Epsteined' by Xmas
What flavor popcorn you want?
![A screenshot of an email sent on January 31, 2019, from “J” (jeevacation@gmail.com) to Michael Wolff. The message references Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump, and Ghislaine Maxwell. Multiple portions of text are redacted, including one labeled “VICTIM.”
Verbatim text:
From: J [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: 1/31/2019 10:47:52 PM
To: Michael Wolff [REDACTED@gmail.com]
[REDACTED – “VICTIM”] mara lago. [REDACTED]. Trump said he asked me to resign, never a member ever. Of course he knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop.
–
Please note:
The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE. Unauthorized use, disclosure, or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to jeevacation@gmail.com, and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. Copyright – all rights reserved.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mx4nzus45ho7dciimoyozkjp/bafkreidf5poasxjxqklu3jqxenm4dmxrprcfad77bq6ur2w7u5tepfns7u@jpeg)
![A screenshot of an email conversation between Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein from December 2015. Wolff advises Epstein on how to handle potential questions from CNN about Donald Trump, suggesting strategic ways to respond depending on Trump’s actions. The email chain includes replies from both men and a confidentiality notice at the bottom.
Verbatim text:
From: Michael Wolff [REDACTED@gmail.com]
Sent: 12/16/2015 4:26:32 PM
To: Jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Heads up
Importance: High
I think you should let him hang himself. If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt. Of course, it is possible that, when asked, he’ll say Jeffrey is a great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed in a Trump regime.
On Tue, Dec 15, 2015 at 11:52 PM, Jeffrey E. jeevacation@gmail.com wrote:
If we were able to craft an answer for him, what do you think it should be?
On Tue, Dec 15, 2015 at 8:00 PM, Michael Wolff **REDACTED**@gmail.com wrote:
I hear CNN planning to ask Trump tonight about his relationship with you—either on air or in scrum afterwards.
–
Please note:
The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE. Unauthorized use, disclosure, or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to jeevacation@gmail.com, and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. Copyright – all rights reserved.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mx4nzus45ho7dciimoyozkjp/bafkreidjm4pdsqiaj4urs74nz2muh6yrsmzmhjtiyeujsnekdc5tib5xv4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What flavor popcorn you want?
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
For everyone giving themselves aneurysms trying to cobble together a coherent definition whenever asked...
Woke = Not a Dick
I was "woke" before it wasn't cool
Woke = Not a Dick
I was "woke" before it wasn't cool
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
For everyone giving themselves aneurysms trying to cobble together a coherent definition whenever asked...
Woke = Not a Dick
I was "woke" before it wasn't cool
Woke = Not a Dick
I was "woke" before it wasn't cool
Not all heroes wear capes
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
GOT DAAAAYUM!!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
GOT DAAAAYUM!!!
Ask yourself honestly...
What kind of money and power would it take to turn you 180 degrees?
What kind of money and power would it take to turn you 180 degrees?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ask yourself honestly...
What kind of money and power would it take to turn you 180 degrees?
What kind of money and power would it take to turn you 180 degrees?
They may be ring-kissing dicks, but they know there aren't nearly enough secret service agents to protect them
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They may be ring-kissing dicks, but they know there aren't nearly enough secret service agents to protect them
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will implement Sriracha Law
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will implement Sriracha Law
If I see anyone stealing food this winter...
...no I didn't
...no I didn't
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If I see anyone stealing food this winter...
...no I didn't
...no I didn't