The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Don't bother reading; it's the typical incoherent lie-storm we've all come to know and loathe
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don't bother reading; it's the typical incoherent lie-storm we've all come to know and loathe
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
Evander just stopped by to remind you that ears don't grow back
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Evander just stopped by to remind you that ears don't grow back
As a professional profiler, I can tell you that this account is run by a:
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As a professional profiler, I can tell you that this account is run by a:
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
This is an Associated Press photo, and that is not a shadow
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is an Associated Press photo, and that is not a shadow
BREAKING: Nancy Mace expected to make a full recovery after whiplash from 180 degree self-own
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
BREAKING: Nancy Mace expected to make a full recovery after whiplash from 180 degree self-own
He has a sharpie on him at all times, so if someone could draw a dick on his face next time...that'd be swell, thanks!
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He has a sharpie on him at all times, so if someone could draw a dick on his face next time...that'd be swell, thanks!
Here's a picture of the pipe bomber...coincidently, the same height and gait of horse-faced, spork-footed MTG
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Here's a picture of the pipe bomber...coincidently, the same height and gait of horse-faced, spork-footed MTG
My whole bean Colombian coffee was $13.99 two months ago
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My whole bean Colombian coffee was $13.99 two months ago
Five years ago today - Rudy G campaigning for NostraDumbass at the Four Seasons "Hotel" in Philly
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Five years ago today - Rudy G campaigning for NostraDumbass at the Four Seasons "Hotel" in Philly
BREAKING: Nancy Mace expected to make a full recovery after being absolutely FACED by community notes
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
BREAKING: Nancy Mace expected to make a full recovery after being absolutely FACED by community notes
My whole bean Colombian coffee was $13.99 two months ago
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My whole bean Colombian coffee was $13.99 two months ago
We're really just gonna 'Weekend at Bernie's' this shit for the next 3 years, huh? If he died in office, would we even know?
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We're really just gonna 'Weekend at Bernie's' this shit for the next 3 years, huh? If he died in office, would we even know?