Nenya Bisnis
@teleporttomars.bsky.social
Mostly here to shitpost selfies, baked goods, and whatever I find cute or funny.
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I'm a little christmas boy
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm a little christmas boy
it's my last day of work for the year 🎉🎉
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
it's my last day of work for the year 🎉🎉
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もっとかっこよく撮ってほしい。
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Take a cooler picture of me.
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Take a cooler picture of me.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
もっとかっこよく撮ってほしい。
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Take a cooler picture of me.
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Take a cooler picture of me.
apparently a team at my work deployed a tool for capturing complex data arrays using an SQL database containing tables with absolutely no interdependencies -- relationships were instead captured by a separate parent-child structure table 😵💫 needless to say, it was not scaleable
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
apparently a team at my work deployed a tool for capturing complex data arrays using an SQL database containing tables with absolutely no interdependencies -- relationships were instead captured by a separate parent-child structure table 😵💫 needless to say, it was not scaleable
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Pippi, the mysterious mammalian mascot of Tochigi Wanpaku Park (designed by Studio Ghibli), is looking festive.
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pippi, the mysterious mammalian mascot of Tochigi Wanpaku Park (designed by Studio Ghibli), is looking festive.
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let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
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I do wonder if he’d have this level of dedication to making it to the fourth floor if A had never shown him the xmas tree
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I do wonder if he’d have this level of dedication to making it to the fourth floor if A had never shown him the xmas tree
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My life is so hard. I don't know how I can go on living says HB.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My life is so hard. I don't know how I can go on living says HB.
i decided to finish Barad-dûr before starting the Enteprise and uh this shit is BIG
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i decided to finish Barad-dûr before starting the Enteprise and uh this shit is BIG
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Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/
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me too, Marge. me too.
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
me too, Marge. me too.
justice for Spot!
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
justice for Spot!
going through every gay man's hardest trial: a 100% run of FFX-2
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
going through every gay man's hardest trial: a 100% run of FFX-2
squirrelfriends!
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
squirrelfriends!
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Piñanona 1 by Gabriel Orozco, 2013
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137631
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137631
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Piñanona 1 by Gabriel Orozco, 2013
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137631
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137631
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You know she’s broken up at least two marriages.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know she’s broken up at least two marriages.
a bit of pre-come before the full D 🤤
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
a bit of pre-come before the full D 🤤
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Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"
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yes random cold texter, OF COURSE i want to sell you my house for 60% of fair market value, what a BARGAIN
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
yes random cold texter, OF COURSE i want to sell you my house for 60% of fair market value, what a BARGAIN
it's that time of year again!
Fanny Cradock Cooks for Christmas Part 1 - Your Christmas Bird 1975
YouTube video by GoldenTelly
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
it's that time of year again!
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かわいいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
かわいいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Cute Borzoi.
translation:
Cute Borzoi.