Nenya Bisnis
@teleporttomars.bsky.social
Mostly here to shitpost selfies, baked goods, and whatever I find cute or funny.
there's a puffer jacket version if you're feeling sporty
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
there's a puffer jacket version if you're feeling sporty
oh boy, it's my yearly WINE ENTHUSIAST HOLIDAY CATALOG 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
oh boy, it's my yearly WINE ENTHUSIAST HOLIDAY CATALOG 🤔
look at this chad ass action figure
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
look at this chad ass action figure
first Pokémon game and first starter!
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
first Pokémon game and first starter!
he is! i hope he doesn't grow out of the ear thing 🥰 also, bonus sploot
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
he is! i hope he doesn't grow out of the ear thing 🥰 also, bonus sploot
my mom's dog Jack 😍
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my mom's dog Jack 😍
watching Desk Set, a Christmas movie about maybe losing your job to a machine intelligence
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
watching Desk Set, a Christmas movie about maybe losing your job to a machine intelligence
the secret to rolling out a perfect pie crust is a gigantic fucking rolling pin, the sort you'd chase that layabout Andy Capp with (hair in rollers optional)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the secret to rolling out a perfect pie crust is a gigantic fucking rolling pin, the sort you'd chase that layabout Andy Capp with (hair in rollers optional)
a piece of media that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
a piece of media that takes place where you're from
get that peanut!! get it!
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
get that peanut!! get it!
a scrap of peen for the people
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
a scrap of peen for the people
the framing of this shit absolutely enrages me
BEFORE THE ART THEFT MACHINE EXISTED, THIS IS HOW ART WAS MADE
BEFORE THE ART THEFT MACHINE EXISTED, THIS IS HOW ART WAS MADE
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the framing of this shit absolutely enrages me
BEFORE THE ART THEFT MACHINE EXISTED, THIS IS HOW ART WAS MADE
BEFORE THE ART THEFT MACHINE EXISTED, THIS IS HOW ART WAS MADE
my cold season calendula got a bit of a head start!
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
my cold season calendula got a bit of a head start!
some hot HOT amaryllis action!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
some hot HOT amaryllis action!
hey it's a penis 😮
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hey it's a penis 😮
finally out of the oven after cream of tartar sourcing delays 😄
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
finally out of the oven after cream of tartar sourcing delays 😄
they're the same picture
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
they're the same picture
juncos are back! 😍
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
juncos are back! 😍
do you know how many people live in Nilbog? twenty-six, including The Presence! innit that WONDERFUL?
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
do you know how many people live in Nilbog? twenty-six, including The Presence! innit that WONDERFUL?
Rose DeWitt (Titanic, 1997): "I want you to draw me like one of your Simipours 🫦"
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rose DeWitt (Titanic, 1997): "I want you to draw me like one of your Simipours 🫦"
i love that Father Brown's nemesis pulls complicated scams that are ALMOST legitimate work that ultimately can't be worth the effort
like what is this penny-ante shit
like what is this penny-ante shit
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i love that Father Brown's nemesis pulls complicated scams that are ALMOST legitimate work that ultimately can't be worth the effort
like what is this penny-ante shit
like what is this penny-ante shit