That's you in the spotlight.

The path of the righteous mum is beset on all sides by the incomprehension of youth

Didn't he once go on Countryfile as a minister and claim it was going to make us the 'land of milk and honey' and 'Brexit wouldn't screw over British farmers'?

With more than a little help from Amazon, after the plastic patriotic types have skimmed off all they can (avoiding taxes along the way), they leave UK resident tax payers pocketing the costs of renovating the high streets.

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

Directed Acme?🤨

“President Trump then took a call from King Charles, who admitted the Queen should have chosen him to ascend the Throne.”

Every developed country in the world has an "exit tax" - you leave with unrealised capital gains, and you're taxed on them.

Except the UK and Italy:

IT professional here. They can be case sensitive, it depends on how the mail server was set up.

Pores for thought

The original 'No King' antifa agitators

Know what you mean, Pedro Pastel was right there.

Does he make a personal exception for a 'mysterious girl'?🤨

Fartrage has never met the Russian Ambassador either or been knighted on Russia Today.🤨

And Stephen Merchant works there, it'll be like The Office

All my comics have happy endings!

NEWS! Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize newsthump.com/2025/10/10/f...

Trump gets cucked by a Venezuelan woman Corina Machado

I hope the Nobel committee announce a 'special' NFT 'limited edition' prize (bored ape image) for 'business [failures]' just for Trump. They can claim that it could be worth up to $34,534,534,534,634,634,653,635,635,346,346. Let's recapture the sh1tegeist of the 2020s.

The spoilt little brat needs to be told 'no' more often while he's still growing up.

Great. Now Labour plan to hand the IDs of 13-year olds over to hackers as well as those of adults.

(There's no way the database won't be hacked, right?)

www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

At the same time they're trying to hype up the crypto bubble

I half expected him to scream out 'Ahhh! Someone just touched me on the shoulder' when he was picked.