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Trying to find a bit more peace every day. Reminded I'm alive by the pain of supporting Minnesota Gopher sports, Timberwolves, England soccer, and playing Soulsborne games. Live vicariously through my dogs. Naz Reid.
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tm2s.bsky.social
Guess the #Gophers need a boost. Donate to the Chair-ity, everyone!

Yesterday we mentioned ending streaks so time to move back into living memory and talk about 2013, when #Minnesota finally ended a 16-0 #Nebraska run that had begun way back in 1963.
chairtrophy.bsky.social
Here are the all-time Chair-ity metrics for you #CFB stats nerds. A lovely graphic provided by Team Jack.

Can the Gophers get on their horse and win the donation competition for the first time since 2020?! Will the Huskers continue their donation domination?!

YOU decide.
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faineg.bsky.social
“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-
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jamellebouie.net
moe throwing barney out of the bar where moe is american society and barney is lead poisoning
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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chairtrophy.bsky.social
🚨GOPHERS ARE OVER HALFWAY TO THE $5000 MATCH!🚨
HELP GET US TO 10K BY GAME DAY!

Team One Four has made treatment days better for kids every day over at @MHealthFairview Masonic, and Chair-ity fans have been a big contributor!

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chairtrophy.bsky.social
Kicking off Chair Week Monday

HUSKERS @TeamJack: $864
GOPHERS @MHealthFairview: $2100

Team One Four is in the lead, and has a $5K match that will kick in! Keep it up, Gophers! Huskers, get to work for Team Jack!

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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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chairtrophy.bsky.social
REMINDER THAT THE GOPHERS HAVE A $5000 DONATION MATCH!

THE FIRST $5K FOR TEAM ONE FOUR'S INFUSION CENTER WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DOUBLED!

We're at $1900 so far to start Chair Week. Let's get this thing to $5k right away! Donate for Gophers!
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phoenixfire.bsky.social
I fully believe the theory that's going around that ICE has deliberately been recruiting from far-right militia groups, and the masking and refusal to identify ICE agents have been doing is an attempt to obscure that fact as opposed to being intended to "protect" them.
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.
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whstancil.bsky.social
This is insane. I feel like I’m going insane when I’m watching this. Not just the fact that it’s clearly their fault, but the way a heavily-armed squad of masked thugs immediately jumps into the street and brutalizes the woman they just hit, despite having no idea who she is.
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.
swanosaurus.bsky.social
I hope the dude with the big butt wins it.
swanosaurus.bsky.social
Fascism is already here, it's just not evenly distributed.
heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
swanosaurus.bsky.social
He really ought to be on the Supreme Court and I'm not 100% sure he wouldn't be siding with the conservative majority today.
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adotsad.bsky.social
First Democrat that promises retribution and legally going after this lawless administration gets my money in the 2028 primary
timlambert-pa.bsky.social
"One of the fired FBI employees, a combat veteran who was months away from becoming eligible for retirement, was called back to the office after having left for the day and informed of the dismissal, a person familiar with the matter told NBC News."
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djwyszynski.bsky.social
I cannot stress this enough. This is exactly how I feel.
jddunn.bsky.social
What if we had another Civil War, but this time over imaginary things?
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biffthetick.bsky.social
I think it’s important to face your demons head-on. Let’s get this disaster out of the way.
tm2s.bsky.social
9 days out from the game, we're ripping the bandaid off.

Let's talk about what might be the worst day in #Gopher football history: September 17, 1983.

#CFBsky #B1G
Nebraska advertisement from 1983:

"The Scoring Explosion" featuring the power of the Nebraska offense including eventual Heisman Trophy winner Mike Rozier Minnesota linebackers and d-linemen fail to prevent a Turner Gill handoff
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trestiffany.bsky.social
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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thefred.bsky.social
Formal dissolution of the union is left.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.
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chairtrophy.bsky.social
🚨Exciting Announcement🚨

With the glorious return of Wednesday CFB, we want to celebrate college football fans with an ANONYMOUS DONATION MATCH CAMPAIGN!

A secret hero has agreed to match $5000 to Team One Four if all y'all click that Donate for Gophers button at BrokenChairTrophy.com!

SHARE PLZ!
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sydder.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but stop fucking asking them questions about Bad Bunny, we already know they're gonna say more racist shit. The government is shut down and they're refusing to swear in someone who was just elected by voters and this guy is a big reason for it.
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Mike Johnson isn't happy that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl: It sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a broader audience. There's so many eyes on it. A lot of young, impressionable children. In my view, you would have Lee Greenwood or role models doing that. Not somebody like this.
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andycraig.bsky.social
Never before in American history has one state's military force been deployed in another state over its objection.

I say never because the Civil War involved states whose governments legally ceased to exist, their offices vacated by constructive resignation, with no legitimate governors to object.