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SurlyITJesus
@surlyitjesus.bsky.social
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I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop. "The best part of livin' is almost dyin'." I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 19h
Angie Craig supports ICE and signed the Charlie Kirk resolution.

Make no mistake who she sides with (she's also my Congresswoman).

She makes me sick.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 19h
Kindergartens and daycares break out in this EVERY year!!
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 19h
I'm getting high, eating the pickles I made in August and watching football...is this what being an adult is all about??
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 20h
Someone needs to light a poop bag on fire in front of his restaurant.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 20h
This MF'er is crazy. You are likely going to die in a horrible way, sex and intimacy is one thing you can do that will make you INSTANTLY feel better and make you think you can make it. Between the oxytocin and serotonin release...please.

Also...why not? Just make sure your pullout game is string.
keeksreal.bsky.social 🎃Spooky Kit-Kat🇹🇹🇧🇧 @keeksreal.bsky.social · 1d
I am a firm believer in NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY during an apocalypse Zombies, A Quiet Place, Terminator NONE if the world is falling apart yorlur pocket purses and pens should be THE LAST thing in your list... shouldn't even be on the list!!!!
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 20h
Maaan...I would have Neva Scared on REPEAT....Neva Scared and smoke grenades. People rethink shit real quick when they can't see what's around them.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 20h
It made Monday actually enjoyable.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 1d
I know any MF'er wearing this would get their ego waffle ass CLOWNED!!
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 1d
This dude kept my FF teams alive many times. RIP to the Muscle Hamster.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 1d
I was gonna make Marry Me chicken soup, but I didn't want to give my GF any ideas.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
Carson Wentz out here looking like the 12th Eagle.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
Why does it feel like the Vikings don't have a lot of trust in JJ McCarthy....
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
I'm fucking disgusted.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
Ma'am. I believe this supports the theory that women hit their sexual peak in their 30's....
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
Greg Olson is such a fucking douche.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
One Battle After Another

Extremely relevant. It's literally holding a mirror up to America.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
The 90's perfected hot goth women. I still love Faruzala Balk with all my heart...and pee pee.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
You would think Spain would love Trump, because they match his racist energy.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d
This is not a new thing...it's been like this for a hot minute
aendra.com ændra. @aendra.com · 3d
Wait what, you can see who's subscribed to blocklists on Clearsky now? Cool cool cool. Coooooooooooooooooool.

No abuse potential here, none at all.
Screenshot of Clearsky, the White'ouse account's "Lists blocked by" panel is displayed. All of the anti-US Gov blocklists are shown, with a button next to each labelled "view subscribers".
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d
Nothing like Big10 Football.

#MNvsNE
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Autumn Beaux 🕋 @obsidian.myatproto.social · 4d
Every Tyler Perry movie
fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Batty Bunny @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 5d
You can wipe one movie from existence, what would you choose?
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 5d
Trump supporters make me laugh. I work with one in particular, who thought shit was funny...until my company ended his contract position. Now he's bitching about how bad the job market...in FL..is.

You asked for this x2 with Trump and DeSantis....suck it up, buttercup
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 5d
Having been one of the people that sat through pushed back release date after pushed back release date....I wasn't a day one guy, but It released in November and I started playing in December.

It WAS magical. Except for BRM...I still think of the time spent in the rookery.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 5d
We need a general strike. Specifically, including teachers, daycare workers, and trash collectors.

Workers have power, we just need to realize it. Imagine a month long strike by ALL teachers K-8, and trash collectors. Shit would go downhill REAL FAST.
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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 6d
It was quiet, but the NFL fired 3 refs for fixing games. Then you have a "flawless game" where not one penalty was called (against one team). The overruled TD, the fair catch ball that CLEARLY hit the ground. The recalled TD...

The NFL has ONE team they clearly want to win at all costs.