SurlyITJesus
@surlyitjesus.bsky.social
I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop.
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
"Those colored people always dress so nice for church."
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Those colored people always dress so nice for church."
Thank you MN winter. The GF's parents realized it's too cold to be running around. Also means my hi ass doesn't have to drive to her place...
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thank you MN winter. The GF's parents realized it's too cold to be running around. Also means my hi ass doesn't have to drive to her place...
I took a YUUUUGE bong rip like 10 min ago and just now my girl texted and said her parents want me over for movie night....I will need thoughts and prayers.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I took a YUUUUGE bong rip like 10 min ago and just now my girl texted and said her parents want me over for movie night....I will need thoughts and prayers.
No lies detected!!
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No lies detected!!
I saw a bag of Non-spicy Takis today (it really said "Non-spicy").
White people ruin everything.
White people ruin everything.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I saw a bag of Non-spicy Takis today (it really said "Non-spicy").
White people ruin everything.
White people ruin everything.
MN is introducing ICE to what it means to be in the North. Also, why MN will never be conquered...
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MN is introducing ICE to what it means to be in the North. Also, why MN will never be conquered...
The protagonist in Pluribus is the worst. Maybe it's a sign of great writing, but I can't stand her. She actively sucks the joy from the show.
Same with Claire Daines in the Beast Within Me. It's like TV writers have decided that lesbians in TV shows have to be either unbearable or over sexualized.
Same with Claire Daines in the Beast Within Me. It's like TV writers have decided that lesbians in TV shows have to be either unbearable or over sexualized.
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The protagonist in Pluribus is the worst. Maybe it's a sign of great writing, but I can't stand her. She actively sucks the joy from the show.
Same with Claire Daines in the Beast Within Me. It's like TV writers have decided that lesbians in TV shows have to be either unbearable or over sexualized.
Same with Claire Daines in the Beast Within Me. It's like TV writers have decided that lesbians in TV shows have to be either unbearable or over sexualized.
MN this weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MN this weekend.
Who's Physics department do you think is better....MIT or Stanford?
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Who's Physics department do you think is better....MIT or Stanford?
Warm water from the bidet feels great on the bootyhole.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Warm water from the bidet feels great on the bootyhole.
The knowledge that someday, the sun will burn out and close the curtains on this foolishness.
19. What gives you hope?
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The knowledge that someday, the sun will burn out and close the curtains on this foolishness.
Honestly, drinking. I didn't realize how much it was weighing me down, both figuratively and literally. I haven't totally quit, because I love red wine. But aside from a glass or two during the week...I've pretty much given it up.
13. What is something you didn't realize was draining your energy until you stopped doing it?
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Honestly, drinking. I didn't realize how much it was weighing me down, both figuratively and literally. I haven't totally quit, because I love red wine. But aside from a glass or two during the week...I've pretty much given it up.
"Children are supposed to be seen, not heard."
9. What idiom, phrase or proverb did you grow up hearing?
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Children are supposed to be seen, not heard."
My phone. I literally forgot it on top of my car yesterday...and drove off with it on my roof. Hence why I pay for an OtterBox...
5. What is something you use frequently that you lose a lot?
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My phone. I literally forgot it on top of my car yesterday...and drove off with it on my roof. Hence why I pay for an OtterBox...
My white friends have lost their damn minds. They asked me if I wanted to go snowshoeing with them..
Like, MF'er WHAT??!! What gave you the impression that I want to go out in the cold and walk around with tennis rackets on my feet? I had to SMH and look at them like they lost their damn minds.
Like, MF'er WHAT??!! What gave you the impression that I want to go out in the cold and walk around with tennis rackets on my feet? I had to SMH and look at them like they lost their damn minds.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My white friends have lost their damn minds. They asked me if I wanted to go snowshoeing with them..
Like, MF'er WHAT??!! What gave you the impression that I want to go out in the cold and walk around with tennis rackets on my feet? I had to SMH and look at them like they lost their damn minds.
Like, MF'er WHAT??!! What gave you the impression that I want to go out in the cold and walk around with tennis rackets on my feet? I had to SMH and look at them like they lost their damn minds.
I didn't realize season 3 of One Punch Man was really this bad. Legitimately awful.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I didn't realize season 3 of One Punch Man was really this bad. Legitimately awful.
How much worse will our country get with President Vance?
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
How much worse will our country get with President Vance?
Ohh ..and Pluribus is latin for "Claire Danes in sweatpants."
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ohh ..and Pluribus is latin for "Claire Danes in sweatpants."
Everyone should watch Pluribus.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Everyone should watch Pluribus.
My GF is so used to me having snacks, that last night when I didn't, she legit thought I was going to break up with her. Women's minds are weird. Somehow my snack purchases were just because I wanted her to be happy when she's here?
Also, she may be a serial killer...she ate stew with a fork.
Also, she may be a serial killer...she ate stew with a fork.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My GF is so used to me having snacks, that last night when I didn't, she legit thought I was going to break up with her. Women's minds are weird. Somehow my snack purchases were just because I wanted her to be happy when she's here?
Also, she may be a serial killer...she ate stew with a fork.
Also, she may be a serial killer...she ate stew with a fork.
I really think Zach Ertz has just played his last NFL game....what a terrible way to end his career.
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I really think Zach Ertz has just played his last NFL game....what a terrible way to end his career.
Apparently, Meghan Trainer is no longer bringing booty back and is BOT about that bass.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apparently, Meghan Trainer is no longer bringing booty back and is BOT about that bass.
I agre. However, I was speaking more from a technical point of view. Unless they are going to ban either IPSEC or GRE tunnels, which would be problematic to say the least (impossible from a business standpoint). I would be interested in seeing how they do this...
Corporations are not people. The rules for them never apply to the rules for the rest of us.
Obvi.
Obvi.
This would be interesting. Pretty much EVERY large corporation uses a VPN, so I would like to see them try. Regardless of who sells them, the fundamentals are the same. So, unless they want to make fortune 500 companies illegal, banning VPN usage would backfire massively.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I agre. However, I was speaking more from a technical point of view. Unless they are going to ban either IPSEC or GRE tunnels, which would be problematic to say the least (impossible from a business standpoint). I would be interested in seeing how they do this...
Gene Simmons looks like the kind of dude that would be friends with a pedophile.
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gene Simmons looks like the kind of dude that would be friends with a pedophile.
I want a solo stove for Xmas
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I want a solo stove for Xmas