SurlyITJesus
@surlyitjesus.bsky.social
I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop.
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
MN is introducing ICE to what it means to be in the North. Also, why MN will never be conquered...
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MN is introducing ICE to what it means to be in the North. Also, why MN will never be conquered...
What's that heat wave feel like...?
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What's that heat wave feel like...?
MN this weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MN this weekend.
Started at 2:45 am.....
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Started at 2:45 am.....
Goodnight from the goodest girl in the world.
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Goodnight from the goodest girl in the world.
If you can help...
"...They thought they were going in for stitches. The bullet didn’t graze her. The bullet had hit something first and the basically exploded like a bullet does. There was fragments in her brain. So they basically thought it was a best case scenario..."
"...They thought they were going in for stitches. The bullet didn’t graze her. The bullet had hit something first and the basically exploded like a bullet does. There was fragments in her brain. So they basically thought it was a best case scenario..."
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you can help...
"...They thought they were going in for stitches. The bullet didn’t graze her. The bullet had hit something first and the basically exploded like a bullet does. There was fragments in her brain. So they basically thought it was a best case scenario..."
"...They thought they were going in for stitches. The bullet didn’t graze her. The bullet had hit something first and the basically exploded like a bullet does. There was fragments in her brain. So they basically thought it was a best case scenario..."
I mean look at this good girl...
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I mean look at this good girl...
New tat done. Artwork by my son...
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New tat done. Artwork by my son...
Anyone feel like unlocking some childhood trauma?
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone feel like unlocking some childhood trauma?
Hopefully they look like this.
May 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hopefully they look like this.
What in the hell...
May 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What in the hell...
Happy 420 warm up yall. Let's go get some errands done!!
April 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy 420 warm up yall. Let's go get some errands done!!
I tried this one (I'm from MN). It was a good replacement for a beer in my hand, but damn they are expensive!
April 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I tried this one (I'm from MN). It was a good replacement for a beer in my hand, but damn they are expensive!
Later that evening....
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Later that evening....
I'm pretty sure most cotton farmers are also Trump supporters - since Cotton is a almost a purely southern thing.
Leopards continue to eat faces.
Leopards continue to eat faces.
March 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm pretty sure most cotton farmers are also Trump supporters - since Cotton is a almost a purely southern thing.
Leopards continue to eat faces.
Leopards continue to eat faces.
This MN is some bullshit...
February 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This MN is some bullshit...